When your nemesis happens to be waiting your table.. (1 Viewer)

[egg_]

it's best not to think about their hotness.

Indeed
Discipline maketh the geez

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Italian women, like all women who aren't Irish, love Irish men cos we've lovely cute accents and they want to fondle our red hair, our freckles, and straighten our teeth.

who could blame them?

Ive found mediteranian women cant get enough of our impotently falling asleep on top of them and snoring smithwicks fumes into their faces.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

We recently wrote a song called "teenage pricks". I thought this would be a good time to mention that. I'll see if I can fit in a mention of spitting on food.

Carry on...

is Fergal Sharkie your nemesis?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

is Fergal Sharkie your nemesis?

I wish. What a great name for a nemesis.

I hate the thought of people spitting on food in restaurants. Hate. It.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

did you tip your nemesis?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I wish. What a great name for a nemesis.

I hate the thought of people spitting on food in restaurants. Hate. It.

Tales of chefs and waiters doing things like this are hugely exaggerated - I spent long time in the kitchen and never saw someone do anything like that - and there was often more than enough provocation.

 

[Wilbert]

When out for dinner, nearly fucking died when this yoke that ive had some serious beef with for years ends up waiting our table. She was extremely professional and just delt with things normal. But...

Im concerned she spat in my food?

This girl robbed my friend before and started on a few others. I did some fairly dodgy shite back to her in retalition of course. But I wouldnt of spat in her food, but shes low....

If she hates you as much as you hate her, then you can be guaranteed your meal came with a side-order of golliers. Hers and probably the rest of the kitchen staff!

 

[oh shit]

Tales of chefs and waiters doing things like this are hugely exaggerated - I spent long time in the kitchen and never saw someone do anything like that - and there was often more than enough provocation.

me too
i think these 'guarantees' people are throwing around aren't worth the paper they aren't written on

 

[La La]

you should of ripped out her fallopian tubes with your teeth imho as she served you your garlic bread.

this is the female version of having your balls hacked off with a rusty knife and having the stumps dipped in vinegar. right???