When your drunk.... (1 Viewer)

[Doctor Muscles]

Previous night: Do silly shit and laugh at the amount of "the fear" that will come the next day.

Next Day: Have "the fear".

 

[flashback]

I fucking hate the fear.

I had the fear and tried to calm down by watching some nice TV, late night shit, flicking about, some lad fishing on a nice river, soft lighting, green pastures, ok. Grand. I can deal with this.
Swishy water sounds.
Sound.
Sparkling light reflections.
Ha ha. The Fear. Silly me.
Sigh.
...
CATCHES A FISH.
Oh jesus.
Reeling HIM IN.
Ahhh. AHHH. BOLLIX. A FUCKING HOOK IN HIS MOUTH.
JESUS CHRIST, HE IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE. OH SHITSHITSHITSHIT wheres the fucking remote control.... FUCK.
Late night Open University program. Breath. Breath. Just keep fucking breathing.
Carbon is found all around us...
Carbon. Sound.

 

[Janer]

Be loud.

 

[killy kill]

Kick the face off young girls favourite puppies.

I like karaoke as well

 

[nofunchee]

step 1 - sing trad songs,

step 2 - get too stoned to sing trad songs,

step 3 - shout "DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANY...AC/DC?!" at people with trad instruments.

repeat step 3 periodically.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Vomit
Tell people I actually hate how great I think they are
Dance like Britney/Shakira
Sing jazz / scores from various musicals
Talk nonsense about Canada
Go home to Johnnyc absolutely pissed out of my head and talking shite. When I sober up he loves to remind me what I was saying. (Verbatim).

 

[nlgbbbblth]

last night in the pub it was texting various mates the phrase REVERSE ANAL COWGIRL.

in a couple of instances, their girlfriends read the texts too

 

[BC]

tunelessly singing along to all and any songs in my head. including instrumental sections.

 

[Hector Grey]

i fucking cool when i'm drunk. in fact, i'm drunk right now.

 

[therealjohnny]

i fucking cool when i'm drunk. in fact, i'm drunk right now.

Cool!

 

[Hector Grey]

Cool!

s'great, innit.
i'd fuckin love a sausage ri now.

 

[cpr]

giggle in a manic fashion and walk around with "a look of divilment"on my face!

 

[Lord Damian]

my sense of embarassment disappeared on my 30th birthday...now i do whatever I want with impunity.

the fact that i start watching Lord Of The Rings pt1 every single time i get home from the pub isn't so much 'embarassing' as 'mildly concerning'.

what can i say? Cate Blanchett's monologue soothes my savage beast.

 

[classic seanc]

"The thing I don't like about this band is........"

"The thing about that guy is......."


"I think that guy does (something) too much. He's like (a character from a film), but (adjective)er"


"Fuck you, suck my cock"

 

[jillface]

i like to laugh out loud at jokes i make in my head and make dinosaur-like noises at my own free will.
yeah, so what?
each to their own, lads.

 

[avernus]

I like to fall asleep on the 33, miss my stop and wake up on the motorway to Balbriggan.

 

[Yurn!]

I like to fall asleep on the 33, miss my stop and wake up on the motorway to Balbriggan.

Evil Bandit likes to get on the Nitelink, sleep for 2 hrs and end up back in town.

 

[avernus]

Evil Bandit likes to get on the Nitelink, sleep for 2 hrs and end up back in town.

the ultimate drag.

 

[Johnnyc]

call people and talk junk.

Sounds about right.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

this thread is gay