ratmonkey
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Belmondo is sold out by the French secret service after being sent to the fictional country of Malagawi to assassinate the president, escapes and tells them he's going to finish the job. Also, he has a gun down the front of his pants (see above). Not recommended unless you are Jean-Paul Belmondo or you want to burn the bollix off yourself after shooting. Also, that has to get pretty uncomfortable sitting down.
Ever watched a western and thought, these Jack Palances and Lee Van Cleefs and all are grand, but what this really needs is more samurai? This here has a cast of Charles Bronson, Toshiro Mifune, Alain Delon and Ursula Andress, which is pretty good casting in anyone's book. Bronson and Delon rob a train carrying the Japanese ambassador carrying a sword to the president, and more importantly carrying Toshiro Mifune. Delon takes the sword, a bunch of cash, kills a samurai and tries to kill Bronson for good measure. Mifune and Bronson go after him. You get the idea.