What age do you plan to live to? (1 Viewer)

[7 - No tomorrow]

being really old would suck balls, all your friends would be dead and you would smell faintly of wee. free buses tho.

will suck balls
will be dead
will smell faintly of wee

Just sayin'

 

[David Kronenbourg]

when i'm old i'm going to have a pointy cane that i'm going to poke people with when i think they're not listening to me. they won't be able to do anything about it cos i'm old. i will abuse the pointy cane.

 

[sweetoblivion]

Monday, August 7, 2062
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[Scientician 0.8]

Morbid obesity and alcoholism mean I'll be lucky to hit 40.

 

[egg_]

A-fella-my-da-knows's parents are the oldest married couple in the world, both in their early 100s and still active. That'd do me I reckon

 

[snakybus]

2064, apparently

which would make me 92

 

[Super Dexta]

I'm going to die four years sooner if I stop smoking. Nuts to that.

 

[sweetoblivion]

If my BMI was lower, I'd live longer apparently. Surely I'm not that fat!?!? Sigh.

 

[classic seanc]

http://www.livingto100.com/

77 according to this. Phew, that's a relief!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

If my BMI was lower, I'd live longer apparently. Surely I'm not that fat!?!? Sigh.

The deathclock wouldn't lie to you about your fat ass.
Just accept it.


Anyone read that Philip Roth book Everyman which was basically about this dude's wonderful life and then how much old age sucks balls?
Morbid depressing stuff.

 

[timbot]

Words to live by.


According to that Death Clock thing stopping smoking will add a mere 6 years to my life time, meaning I'd die at 79 instead of 85. I seriously question its accuracy.

Yeah, I am a pretty heavy smoker and over weight and it told me I would live to be 86.

I do work for a life assurance company though and had a go off a quite accurate and detailed medical questionnaire, not so good...

 

[Froog]

it said i'd live to 95 for fuck sake!

 

[La La]

"rupert murdoch's old bitch of a mother is 90 something and still alive, ffs!!!" - my dad, randomly, last time i spoke to him.


also, john mccain's mother is 95 and on the campaign trial with him. she'll probably outlive her son

 

[Scientician 0.8]

The deathclock wouldn't lie to you about your fat ass.
Just accept it.


Anyone read that Philip Roth book Everyman which was basically about this dude's wonderful life and then how much old age sucks balls?
Morbid depressing stuff.

Not just old age, death. DEATH!!!!!!!
All our plans and achievements for naught!!!!
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wheels]

[FONT=ms sans serif, verdana]I'm gonna live til I'm 93! Fuck!!!
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[Squiggle]

http://www.livingto100.com/

77 according to this. Phew, that's a relief!

According to that I'll live to 102, even as a moderate smoker.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

that yoke said i'll die when i'm 66. that's pretty harsh.

 

[Hector Grey]

how do you convert lbs in stones, but?

i'm terrified of death. i see my own mortality everywhere. every time a bus goes by, i see me being crushed under it. it's great.

 

[classic seanc]

A stone in 14 lbs you mad yoke.

 

[Jill Hives]

how do you convert lbs in stones, but?

i'm terrified of death. i see my own mortality everywhere. every time a bus goes by, i see me being crushed under it. it's great.

14 lb = 1 stone

I'm not terrified of death but each time I see a double decker bus I think, it'd be such a heavenly way to die.