being really old would suck balls, all your friends would be dead and you would smell faintly of wee. free buses tho.
will suck balls
will be dead
will smell faintly of wee
Just sayin'
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being really old would suck balls, all your friends would be dead and you would smell faintly of wee. free buses tho.
If my BMI was lower, I'd live longer apparently. Surely I'm not that fat!?!? Sigh.
Words to live by.
According to that Death Clock thing stopping smoking will add a mere 6 years to my life time, meaning I'd die at 79 instead of 85. I seriously question its accuracy.
The deathclock wouldn't lie to you about your fat ass.
Just accept it.
Anyone read that Philip Roth book Everyman which was basically about this dude's wonderful life and then how much old age sucks balls?
Morbid depressing stuff.
how do you convert lbs in stones, but?
i'm terrified of death. i see my own mortality everywhere. every time a bus goes by, i see me being crushed under it. it's great.
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