i hate these posts, here's why in bullet point form and coloured text.
A: if you want it to be funny, try and say funny shit.
B: if its not funny, think of a better mantra then the 'thumped used to be good'
C: It bangs of 'i lurk about here waiting for people to say funny shit, and you fuckers arent up to my standards.
D: its like standing in the garden, leaning on the lawnmower, saying 'jeez, i remember when the lawn used to be nicely mowed'.
