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[maims bond]

Any good ideas? I'm already travelling to BC, Canada for this so it has to be

a)relatively cheap
b)small/sturdy to survive baggage throwers

 

[HMD]

buy something over there.

 

[maims bond]

buy something over there.

Not really an option, we're going straight to a small island off Vancouver and it'll have fuck all on it except a couple of pubs.

 

[nooleen]

a giant toblerone from duty free? everyone likes toblerones...even though they're a bit traumatising to eat

 

[Love Saves The Day]

a teddy bear full of hash!

or maybe a nice set of matching leather jackets from Unique

 

[Diddles]

If they're not Irish I'd suggest getting them something from the touristy gift section in Clerys. Pewter cups with harps on them type of thing.

 

[maims bond]

If they're not Irish I'd suggest getting them something from the touristy gift section in Clerys. Pewter cups with harps on them type of thing.

One of them is Irish and both of them would laugh at me if I gave them something like that. The girl is pregnant, does this help?

 

[theoootini]

a chocolate shotgun?

 

[MDR]

Money.

If you don't want to give them money, why not consider giving them a cheque.

Otherwise, I'd give them a Saab 900 turbo.

 

[egg_]

Do they cook much?

These bize are meant to be the business http://www.cooksacademy.com/shop.php?intCategoryID=4

edit: If they do cook much, they've probably already got good knives. Why dontcha ask them what they want? Or give them money. Or print out a copy of this "book" for them http://www.fulltiltmarriage.com/downloads/seduce.pdf

 

[Diddles]

Ketamine

 

[therealjohnny]

An expensive handmade bagpipe

A picture of their pet with a photo-shopped hairdo

A green Mexican telecaster-similar to Francis Rossi's

Some Irish stamps with the corner highlighted in felt tip- then say - "yep, no Queen" smugly

 

[jonah]

How inexpensive is inexpensive, relatively speaking?

If she's pregnant then you can get away with many cheesy baby-orientated type gifts, like photoframes or things like that? For some reason babies = photoframes in my family.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

DANG DANG DANG

 

[nooleen]

Or print out a copy of this "book" for them http://www.fulltiltmarriage.com/downloads/seduce.pdf

I have a theory (yet unproven but probably correct) that most if not
all women are unseducable after spending a day with their mother.
You can check this one out for yourself if you dare.

he might be onto something there

edit: the rest of that guide is a failsafe plan for FAIL though