Wanking on tour (2 Viewers)

[george mcfly]

dudes, four guys sharing one room for a few weeks..
how many days before you crack?

and crack one off?

how many days before you couldn't give a fuck who hears the tell-tale rustling of the sheets! shushhhhhhh!

 

[Yurn!]

One word. Shower.

 

[classic seanc]

Wanking on tour is fine.

Its when it gets to wanking each other that you should get worried

 

[damien]

promoter's bathrooms. back of the van when everyone else is asleep. venue toilets. etc etc etc.

 

[george mcfly]

Wanking on tour is fine.

Its when it gets to wanking each other that you should get worried

do many bands keep a tally?
or like a champions league?
or try and guess who knocked one out and when?

 

[Super Dexta]

do you not find that after a certain amount of frustration you just start taking advantage of yourself in your sleep?

 

[Brush]

Francis Rossi reminisces -

"We'd project pornos onto the side of a white
building. And we'd just lie there on the bed,
collectively wanking.

"It didn't help when you were in your vinegar
strokes if someone told you a joke.

"But that's part of being mates in a rock band.
Well, it was in those days. I don't know if
people do it now. It might be a bit uncool."

 

[george mcfly]

do you not find that after a certain amount of frustration you just start taking advantage of yourself in your sleep?

this is a phenomenon that i'm not aware of

 

[classic seanc]

do you not find that after a certain amount of frustration you just start taking advantage of yourself in your sleep?

dunno, thats never come up

 

[glen]

Surely that's what groupies are for heh, heh, sweat, clammy hands, horn now.

 

[piratio]

From experience, wanking off the rest of the band while on tour isn't really a problem so long as your well rested, well fed and not in the polyphonic spree....

 

[Yurn!]

wanking each other

Just get it over with, first night. Think of how many doors it opens. Doors to...

Docking

Rimming

Trekking

Knawing

The train

The reach around

The Gummy Gobble

The scousers tangle twister

 

[Alan Remorse]

there was 6 of us on our last tour
didnt wank but i did have diarrhea
ironically one of the other lads didnt shit for a week
actually that's not very ironic at all

 

[Sweetie]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

 

[therealjohnny]

Wanking on tour is fine.

Its when it gets to wanking each other that you should get worried

I know a story about that

featuring a punk band from down south

I wouldnt want to name names though, suffice to say it rhymed with Brawl


doh

 

[george mcfly]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

definitely bring earplugs

 

[classic seanc]

Oh god, am I safe going on tour with 4 lads and sharing a room.
Note to self - bring earplugs and don't take showers.

I wouldn't even go on tour if I were you

 

[glen]

Just make sure you're in a band with some gangbang sluts. Or even just regular sluts,
sometimes gang banging can be a bit much like hard work on tour I find.

 

[Super Dexta]

this is a phenomenon that i'm not aware of

you haven't lived

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

If it were me now i'd subsidise my own ends by diggin deep and paying for my own hotel room.