Valentine's Day (2 Viewers)

[Unicron]

A year later and I stand by it.
I hate Valentines Day the same way I hate Christmas. It's forced giving.

I didn't get any cards either.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

I'll be down at whitefriar street church for a evening of prayer and fasting tomorrow if anyone's up for it.

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

but there is no true love

JUST A FINELY TUNED JEALOUSAAAY

must spread rep around etc etc

 

[Super Dexta]

I've made an awesome card out of the "Fist my mangy gee" picture. And they say romance is dead.

edit: this one, he'll love it:

 

[Cormcolash]

I can't wait to get that!!!

 

[Lili Marlene]

must spread rep around etc etc

I totally made it with you in mind :heart:

 

[billygannon]

Every year, the same joke:

Bannatyne's Day
Where colleagues give eachother business cards.

 

[BonsaiSuperstar]

I totally made it with you in mind :heart:

must spread rep around etc etc

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
if you were the economy
I'd have a stimulus package for you

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
I'd give 70 billion
just to refinance you

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
the fire in my bush
was started by you



(that's for girls to send to their fellas)

 

[Pantone247]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
as blue as the movies
I rented for you

 

[billygannon]

Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I really fancy you,
Now you're clinically dead.

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
I signed up to facebook
just to poke you

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
you've lost all your money
and I'm leaving you

 

[Squiggle]

roses are dead
violets are too
they're sending a message
i just don't love you

 

[Pantone247]

roses are red
violets are blue
your poems are awful
and I've lost all respect for you

 

[Cormcolash]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
WHERE'S ME FUCKIN COKE YA FUCKIN BITCH??!?!?!
SHURRUP YOU OR I'LL BATTER YA!!!

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Roses are red
Cement is grey
I am gay

 

[Pantone247]

violets are blue
roses are red
in the film sixth sense
Bruce Willis is dead