{username} comes out. Congratulations! (1 Viewer)

[Eddie Gorilla]

Holy fuck! I can't believe I didn't get this, hahaha fuck.

 

[Gambra]

And you thought you were special with you pinkness!

 

[the strange guy]

Holy fuck! I can't believe I didn't get this, hahaha fuck.

You didn't get invited? Sure drop {username} an email, I'm pretty sure they said anyone who wanted to head down is invited.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

And you thought you were special with you pinkness!

Hahaha, I was wondering why everyone else was getting offended in other threads when I was the one being slagged.

 

[east hastings]

i should have better things to be doing than on the internet at 3 am on April Fools Day

 

[snotrag]

well if im coming out can i be bender from "futurama" he really knows how to bend things

 

[snotrag]

can i drink krystal at krystal or is that just pushing the limit i might get a few lucky dumplings see if i find anything intresting in them you never know

 

[snotrag]

also one other thing since the strange guy has publicaly humilated me, also done pictures refering to me ina crude manner and said up yours snotrag then said i was a sap. am i now alowed to come up with intresting and funny jokes about him and possibly get his spite and bile that he has got for me to epidemic levels. check my posts if you like

 

[Pedronimus]

whats this all about then?

 

[jane]

can i drink krystal at krystal or is that just pushing the limit i might get a few lucky dumplings see if i find anything intresting in them you never know

Krystle=Nightclub/Angel Katy Memorial Centre
Krystal=Thumped poster

I also love this time of year. I nearly got got in that other thread! How lame of me. Lame, but....not improbable, like.

 

[Pedronimus]

ah right, april 1. phew. I thought I was gay there for a second.

 

[ernesto]

ah right, april 1. phew. I thought I was gay there for a second.

yeah, i hate when that happens!

 

[Catwoman]

Jesus, this is very disturbing first thing in the morning...

 

[jane]

C'mere, giz a sniff of your hand before you get too comfortable.

If someone was going to pick a day to start coming out, maybe today would either be a really good day or a really bad day. One of the two. But it wouldn't be a middlingly fine or run-of-the-mill day to do it.

I used to call my mother every year and tell her I was up the duff, but only if I wasn't getting any (see also: every year) because it would be inviting bad karma otherwise. She fell for it briefly every year. Now I can't do it because it would be mean and invite bad karma in the other direction. For the future, I mean. THE FUTURE.

 

[Pedronimus]

yeah, i hate when that happens!

well there's been so much talk now I'd hate disappoint and ruin a party, I will switch sides. See you all in Krystle.

 

[Goff]

Ah, lads. C'mon!

It still works. That's gas.

 

[Thebeard]

Jesus, this is very disturbing first thing in the morning...

You're telling me! So is this a joke or am i actually gay?

 

[cesspooldublin]

right.

two threads having a go at me this morning.

one would be funny, but two is annoying.

Anybody want to own up?

Or are you a complete chickenshit who's going to hide behind a screen for the rest of your life?

 

[Carlow Punks!]

For about two pages, this thread fuels massive early morning paranoia that people are talking about you behind your back.

than I got it. (not sure Jaime has though?)
phew.

back to the warm comfort of the closet with me.

a pretty simple and pretty good april fools joke,
g'wan the computer nerds! finally your skills are paying off to society.
finally.

 

[drkdrk]

My undies match my socks