- Jul 15, 2007
Ah Trump, he sure is a bottomless pit of awfulness.
The lad literally raped children. There's not a huge amount of coming back from that one.bottomless pit of awfulness.
to which I say:well... he's getting impeached for General Cuntery, (and not High Crimes and Cuntishness as suggested). The Senate will now table a motion for "Totally not a rampant cunt", and most likely the Dems will reply with a counter motion "Have yis seen the fucking state of him? The cunt".
Senate will eventually strike down the amendment, 2/3 majority not being achieved, and there'll be a lot of murmerings of "OMG, I can't believe it, he's such a total cunt", but the Republicans will press on, steadfastly supporting their democratically elected* Cunt in Chief.
The election will arrive, and The Republicans will broker a deal with No Doubt, purchasing the track "Just a Girl" and repurpose it as their election song, with The Chosen One hamming it up, wearing tight fitting crop-tops while crooning "I'm just a cunt, Oh Silly Me!" and comically sexually molesting heavily made up children on stage who pout at the ignominy.
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