unappreciated puns (1 Viewer)

[Chad]

was at work today (which is a record store, kinda important to the 'story'). someone had ordered the best of Cilla Black a few weeks ago and we were struggling to get it in much to the chargin of the customer who placed the order. until today when inside one of the boxes I spotted old Cilla herself peering out from the CD box...

suddenly i turn around and shout to my workmates "surprise surprise Cilla's CD came in!" all 3 of them looked at me with the disdain you usually find with robert kilroy silk looking at an asylum seeker. i personally thought the pun was countdown worthy at the least.

ah well, luckily i am the boss so those guys were scrubbing windows for the rest of the day!

anybody else a fan of punning in general?

 

[Space]

That's a good pun.

I think you may be looking for this thread:

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=42555&highlight=puns

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

oh i love a good pun,but yeah,generally people just look disgusted.ignorance is what it is.

 

[dunderhead]

yeah. do like a good pun. does des lynam carry on the whole pun thing on countdown to the same extent whiteley used? hopefully not. doesn't really have a tv-pun head does he?

"surprise, surprise" - 6/10

 

[Chad]

that thread moose linked is fantastic, some of the worst puns collected together for posterity.

 

[ernesto]

that thread moose linked is fantastic, some of the worst puns collected together for posterity.

they're comepletley punappreciated!

 

[Chad]

they're comepletley punappreciated!

indeed, i think they are puns of steel myself...

 

[Wheels]

I think I'm in danger of losing friends over my constant punery.

 

[clonan attack]

We were walking down to the point last night and past the Sean O' Casey bridge. I commented that the bridge had won an award, to which my bemused friend smartly replied

"What, like best actor?",
unperturbed by his cynicism and ignorance at which point i said
"NO, but surely it would be best supporting actor anyway!" , needless to say, i had the last laugh (but he did laugh too,it was fucking hilarious)

 

[Beanstalk]

Puns aren't designed for laughter.

Unless you work for The Sun, you must stop all this willy-nilly punnery.

 

[Buzzo]

Ah The Sun! Picture of an attractive female she's looking her 'breast' or 'chest great' or like she's having 'mounds' of fun. etc..
Puns, I :heart: em in any disguise.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"What, like best actor?",
unperturbed by his cynicism and ignorance at which point i said
"NO, but surely it would be best supporting actor anyway!" , needless to say, i had the last laugh (but he did laugh too,it was fucking hilarious)

Thats nothing. I was once in a butchers with wheels and the butcher was telling us about his award winning sausages. "Best sausage in a supporting roll..." wheels muttered.

I'm not friends with him anymore.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

punfuckin'believable, lads

 

[ernesto]

punfuckin'believable, lads

this is great pun lads!

 

[therealjohnny]

Ah The Sun! Picture of an attractive female she's looking her 'breast' or 'chest great' or like she's having 'mounds' of fun. etc..
Puns, I :heart: em in any disguise.

"The thigh's the limit"

 

[nEiLo]

dear guys,
replacing the "un" sound of a word with "pun" doesn't actually create a pun.

you should all be punished.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

 

[snakybus]

Ah The Sun! Picture of an attractive female she's looking her 'breast' or 'chest great' or like she's having 'mounds' of fun. etc..

yeah and all those boobs!

 

[Buzzo]

yeah and all those boobs!

They knee-glect to mention there's more to a woman than legs.

 

[dunderhead]

yeah, you cant beat the tabloids for the puns. saw a good one over the weekend in some paper. not sure exactly what it was but it went something like this,

"TOM AND KATIE SWEAR - SCI DO."

now

 

[dunderhead]

yeah, you cant beat the tabloids for the puns. saw a good one over the weekend in some paper. not sure exactly what it was but it went something like this,

"TOM AND KATIE SWEAR - SCI DO."

now thats how you use a pun