Two men shot dead in Lusk (1 Viewer)

[oh shit]

Things have got out of hand with the criminal class

there's a criminal class?
*ducks*

 

[Cormcolash]

there's a criminal class?
*ducks*

I think they're called politicians.

 

[cassette/tape]

If I was a cop I'd have shot all 5 and asked their corpses to drop their weapons. fuck these assholes. obviously Irish cops are dweebs with about as much experience of shooting guns as a newborn baby, but I reckon fuck those pricks robbing the post office.

If I was a cop though, I reckon my chief would call me "hotdog", "loose canon", "suspended" a lot. But I'd get results, see.

You're off the case Avernus! i want your badge and your gun!

You can't fire me!? i'm the only one who can solve this!

GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT YOUR ASS IN A SLING!

 

[guy of the tiger]

This is the kind of Garda we need

this guy should stand out side the post office

 

[Cormcolash]

But we already have a Robocop

 

[billygannon]

Gardaí should be armed with Cupid arrows.

 

[avernus]

You're off the case Avernus! i want your badge and your gun!

You can't fire me!? i'm the only one who can solve this!

GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT YOUR ASS IN A SLING!

Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

 

[ratmonkey]

If I was a cop I'd have shot all 5 and asked their corpses to drop their weapons. fuck these assholes. obviously Irish cops are dweebs with about as much experience of shooting guns as a newborn baby, but I reckon fuck those pricks robbing the post office.

If I was a cop though, I reckon my chief would call me "hotdog", "loose canon", "suspended" a lot. But I'd get results, see.

"We do things by the book."
(McBain defenestrates book)
"Bye, book"

 

[oh shit]

Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?

why would shit set off a metal detector?

 

[Cormcolash]

why would shit set off a metal detector?

Because you're a STUPID CHIEF, YOU STUPID CHIEF!