The Zombie Apocalypse (2 Viewers)

[chutneyfarmer]

So, who here has though of that they'll do when this shit goes down?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

eat your delicious brains

 

[magicbastarder]

i constantly wonder about what is the most morally acceptable way to cull the population.

 

[Gambra]

This has taken up days of discussions with friends. Serious, non stoned/drunk discussions too. The plans revolve around the local B&Q on the outskirts of the city near the university. I can go into lots of detail if your remotely interested

 

[the departed]

hopefully lightsabers will be on the market by the time the apocalypse rolls around.

 

[pissypants]

This book has a lot of really good tips, and should be consulted for any serious zombie survival plan.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1400049628/?tag=thumpedcom-20

 

[chutneyfarmer]

This has taken up days of discussions with friends. Serious, non stoned/drunk discussions too. The plans revolve around the local B&Q on the outskirts of the city near the university. I can go into lots of detail if your remotely interested

Me too! Seriously. Care to elaborate on your plan? always interested to hear other ideas and stuff

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

im off to the wicklow mountains,i got just the place picked and all.now if only i could get my hands on one of these

 

[Reets]

I was never able to use the downstairs toilet in my old house in case zombies broke in, the window was too small to fit through, where as i could climb onto the roof from the upstairs one.
always good to have your escape route planed, just in case...

 

[Gambra]

im off to the wicklow mountains,i got just the place picked and all.now if only i could get my hands on one of these

Pfft.

 

[Gambra]

Basically the B&Q is like a mini fortress except for the weakpoint of the front doors, the stock holding yards are built around the store with giant (about 25ft) high metal/wood fences to stop looters getting in and fleecing the place but would also be perfect for keeping the hoardes at bay. Inside the store itself is of course a tonne of useful items.

I keep toying with the idea of making up a zine with the info but never can get to the B&Q to take pictures.

 

[Gambra]

And if you haven't read this:

For shame.

 

[Reets]

im off to the wicklow mountains,i got just the place picked and all.now if only i could get my hands on one of these

You'll run out of bullets quick enough, where as if you had, say a crossbow, you could fashion your own arrows or other projectile thingys.

 

[Froog]

i'd get tooled up and cruise around in a customised zombie death truck with guns and ammo coming out my ass, head to the nearest store and get liquored up and get loads of fags, then just amble round, saving hot women and slaughtering the undead.

 

[pissypants]

im off to the wicklow mountains,i got just the place picked and all.now if only i could get my hands on one of these

Guns are often over valued in a zombie apocalypse situation.
Keeping in ammo can be an issue, as can actually destroying the brain with a shot. Also not very good in a melée.

You seriously have to get "the zombie survival guide" if you haven't already.

 

[LUKAS]

Pfft.

Pfft.

Edit: Also - http://www.myspace.com/thedublinzombiesurvivalguide

 

[David Kronenbourg]

im off to the wicklow mountains,i got just the place picked and all.now if only i could get my hands on one of these

Pfft.

great so i'm left with this. cheers lads

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

well i planned on using the gun more for hunting deer and what not to eat,im going with the assumption these are slow moving zombies and ill be able to keep one step ahead of them till they start dying off....then ill return to dublin and use my left over ammo to kill the rest of yis.just in case.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

great so i'm left with this. cheers lads

I'll swap ya ...

 

[Reets]

well i planned on using the gun more for hunting deer and what not to eat,im going with the assumption these are slow moving zombies and ill be able to keep one step ahead of them till they start dying off....then ill return to dublin and use my left over ammo to kill the rest of yis.just in case.

That's some good thinking for a vegan. i'm guessing you wont be able to kill the deer and when you make your way to dublin, faint with hunger and dishevelled, you'll be mistaken for a zombie and taken out by a crossbow or machette wielding survivour.