The WTF Thread (6 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

Indian farmers demand action as lightning kills 93 people in two days

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Switzerland to open Europe’s very first ‘fellatio cafe’

 

[Theseus Mock]

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[chris d]

Ha, fair play. Muse suck though.

 

[pavlos]

Calls for boycott after Cinemark requests legal fees from victims of 2012 shooting

 

[David Kronenbourg]

that's one dapper mourner

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

The important thing is to be seen to be mourning. Poser.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Ambulance only makes things worse for Meehan | Horse Racing News | Racing Post

Meehan, who was nearing the end of a summer stint in Italy, was riding in a hurdle race at Merano when he was unshipped by his mount and subsequently kicked in the face.
"As if that wasn't bad enough, the racecourse ambulance came up alongside us and reversed up onto my leg. They stopped it on top of my leg so I started screaming; it broke it straight away.

"Everyone around me had to push it off me. You have to laugh really."

 

[pavlos]

Ouch

 

[David Kronenbourg]

"You have to laugh really."

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

"You have to laugh really."

I liked that bit too, kicked in the face by a horse and run over by an ambulance, sounds a right laugh.

 

[Theseus Mock]

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[nooleen]

Nervous or excited bowel movements | Go Ask Alice!

Although awkward, your desire to poop upon seeing your sweetheart is actually a sort of back-handed compliment.

When preparing to sprint away from a tiger or fight a bear, it's not in the body's best interest to spend energy on digestion; you need all your blood and energy to fight or flee. So digestion stops, and often the bowels empty.

i don't see how shitting yourself will help you run away or fight

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

i don't see how shitting yourself will help you run away or fight

Could be a marginal gains thing, lose a bit of weight that you can run slightly faster. You might not outrun that tiger but you might outrun your mate. It obviously worked better before the invention of trousers.

 

[east hastings]

Could be a marginal gains thing, lose a bit of weight that you can run slightly faster. You might not outrun that tiger but you might outrun your mate. It obviously worked better before the invention of trousers.

remember that entertainment science show that used to be on Sky One, it was presented by some former Big Brother contestant?
He cut his hair, shaved his body and took a dump and the results indicated he lost relatively very little weight so i wouldn't say the impact on running is notable.

 

[therealjohnny]

It's a tactic..you shit yourself, the animal goes ewww and turns away in disgust, possbily dry-heaving at the small, giving you time to make your escape.

 

[nooleen]

or maybe the animal starts laughing?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

The animal shames you on Facebook

 

[pavlos]

or maybe the animal starts laughing?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

remember that entertainment science show that used to be on Sky One, it was presented by some former Big Brother contestant?
He cut his hair, shaved his body and took a dump and the results indicated he lost relatively very little weight so i wouldn't say the impact on running is notable.

Better minds have already had a deep discussion on all this:

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