The Rules of Love (3 Viewers)

[rettucs]

I Is John reckons you can't make them. But I reckon we can.

For example, we've already determined that most of us over the age of 30 wouldn't be emotionally mature enough for 16 year olds.

But there are other rules. We need a thread to figure out what they are.

So heres the ones I know;

- you can never get with a mate's ex (out of bounds)
- you can never get with a mate's current (ditto)
- if you're on a different continent doing the dirt is ok because it doesn't count
- once the ring is on the finger you can't look elsewhere (even looking is prohibited)
- getting with mates of the opposite (or even same if you're that way inclined) sex is dubious. Best avoided, but should be considered on a case by case basis
- getting with people you met on the internet is a big No-No
- school uniforms are a turn-on, but don't go there
- if your partner has a crap taste in music, you have a carte blanche to do whatever the hell you want, with them or with anyone else. Lets face it, if they like James Blunt, it serves them right.

have I missed any?

 

[La La]

- if you're on a different continent doing the dirt is ok because it doesn't count

doing the dirt in any shape or form is never ok.

i think.


personally.


sorry - go on

 

[snakybus]

..."doing the dirt" - that's scat, yeah?

 

[frona]

It's a bad idea to go out with someone stupider than you. Or much cleverer.

 

[Yurn!]

i'm pretty thick. sorted.

 

[rettucs]

It's a bad idea to go out with someone stupider than you. Or much cleverer.

oh yeah, I forgot that one. People should stick with others who are roughly their own intellect. The human race will prosper as a result.

 

[rettucs]

doing the dirt in any shape or form is never ok.

i think.


personally.


sorry - go on

rules are rules!!

 

[classic seanc]

Staying in the same partners bed all the time (rather than sometimes staying in one gaff, sometimes the other) is a bad sign.

 

[Mitchum]

once the ring is on the finger you can't look elsewhere

What's love got to do with a proctotomy?
-as Tina Turner once said

 

[Lili Marlene]

This goes must further than my meandering internet ramblings.
You better be damn good at writing power ballads if you're gonna attempt to take this one on

We do not have to play games
Or listen to all the names
They have for Russian roulette
If it's good enough for the Gemini Guys
Then it's good enough for me

You can't set rules about love
OH NO
You can't set rules about love

So if it's yes or it's no
Chime time says the radio
Why don't you kiss me deadly
If and when you slip away
Just don't let me hear you say
Good morning and goodbye

Resolution - the fourth and final part (you can't set rules about love)
Resolution - afterplay with my heart (you can't set rules about love)

 

[ITalkShite]

What's love got to do with a proctotomy?
-as Tina Turner once said

I thought you were leaving. What gives?

 

[MDR]

Ro's advice - For a relationship to survive you must treat it as the No. 1 thing in your life.

 

[snakybus]

And keep your heart hopeful...

 

[La La]

and not cheat!

ok???

 

[HMD]

what about your mates ma/da?

 

[frona]

oh yeah, I forgot that one. People should stick with others who are roughly their own intellect. The human race will prosper as a result.

Eep, I didn't mean it from a eugenics point of view! !ninjaaaa

 

[snakybus]

"No. 1" is a euphemism, aka "watersports"

 

[Pantone247]

beware the staring into real estate shop windows

once or twice as a joke maybe, but when you can't walk past as a couple without a long stare at the window... it's akin to staring into the abyss...

 

[MDR]

beware the staring into real estate shop windows

once or twice as a joke maybe, but when you can't walk past as a couple without a long stare at the window... it's akin to staring into the abyss...

Hah! He talks about love but doesn't read his PMs!

 

[Pantone247]

Hah! He talks about love but doesn't read his PMs!

is that why I'm stil single?