The Onion Makes Me Cry (1 Viewer)

[Scientician 0.8]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_man_has_sad_little_routine


I need a drink.

 

[flashback]

Jesus.
That's not that funny really.

 

[pete]

and dumping out the contents of his coin bank, stacking the coins into small piles by denomination, and then placing them one by one back into the coin bank.

oh god

 

[therealjohnny]

GET CONFIDENT STUPID!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Nice

‘The Onion’ Has a ‘VICE’ Parody in the Works Called ‘EDGE’ - Splitsider

 

[Richie]

Their Buzzfeed / clickbait site parody spinoff Clickhole is one of my favourite online things lately: An Oral History Of ‘Mad Men’ | ClickHole

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Gas gear

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Clickhole is the best

 

[jonah]

Em. I did not need to read the original story on this, jesus I feel really bleak now.

 

[george mcfly]

I was just saying to @Lili Marlene that I've had solo parties before!

So grim

 

[jonah]

Solo parties eh?

 

[george mcfly]

Solo parties eh?

Dr. Frank N. Furter belongs in the horn thread!

 

[GO]

I do that sticking my head out the window thing

 

[george mcfly]

Solo party tonight at my place! Just invited myself and said yes.

 

[george mcfly]

No solo cans allowed.

 

[jonah]

Solo party for me also. Mine involves cooking sweet potato fries, doing yoga and watching x-files. No one else allowed.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I think I have to drag my fat carcass to a gig later. I just want to go to bed.

 

[george mcfly]

I think I have to drag my fat carcass to a gig later. I just want to go to bed.

Treat yo self to a solo party after.

I'm watching X-Files and Subspecies 2.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Treat yo self to a solo party after.

I'm watching X-Files and Subspecies 2.

I can't I'll be too tired, then I have to work again in hell.