The Official Feel Sorry for Yourself Thread (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
that's pricless. utterly.
ah, life is a rare thing. rare.

 

[Corey]

Had a dream I was playing for Ireland last night. And all my mates were there too. Aces!

I dreamt the missus was a secret-agent-super-spy, like the one whats in Alias; an she was being chased round the IFSC, hanging off window ledges, creepin along scaffolding, karate-chopping bad cunts at 600 feet etc.

I was across the river, set up on the roof of windmill lane doing her coms link, (spytalk for having a walkie-talkie). I was meant to be telling her where to go and what to do, but just spent the whole dream saying things like: "Ah no, dont do that; thats fierce dangerous that is" , " Y'know, you should'nt be taking risks like this with a small child on the cards pet, it's not fair on her" and "Your ma spent ages looking for those trousers for you, now look,they're ruined."

-I'm okay by the way. I'd say i could do with more time to work, but what kind of fuckwit complains about not having to work?

 

[HMD]

Big gigs are for sell outs, stick to small clubs/pubs.

yeah, thats right

 

[JohnnyRaz]

yeah, thats right

life is ok, work are fucking me over with regard to money, but hey!
Feeling a bit unfit.
A fuckit tho, things are great!

 

[Zeelander]

I'm suffering with a cold and I didn't take the day off because today is the fifth consecutive day where I've been covering someone else's workload and when I do that I get a bonus, so I dragged my sorry ass in here for the love of my paycheck. Got paid this morning and no sign of said bonus Having a big family hoopla this weekend as we're all in the same place at the same time for the first time in two years, but I'm too sick and sniffly to muster the energy to care.

 

[thad wrongcock]

corey and hectors smug style of posting is getting me down. smug.

 

[Hector Grey]

corey and hectors smug style of posting is getting me down. smug.

you're just jealous cos you're...well, you're you.

me and cory are tight, like a nuns hole. you'll see.

 

[thad wrongcock]

you're just jealous cos you're...well, you're you.

me and cory are tight, like a nuns hole. you'll see.

Always ending posts with short, self-satisfied phrases. Always.

 

[billygannon]

I just got fined £150 for not swiping my oyster. Fuck.

 

[dunderhead]

im up at 11.22

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm afraid to say anything in case i'm witlessly heckled by Thad Wrongcock.

 

[thad wrongcock]

I'm afraid to say anything in case i'm witlessly heckled by Thad Wrongcock.

Ah, the third stooge. Any hilarious references to early 70's british sitcoms for us? Hilarious. Sitcoms.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Ah, the third stooge. Any hilarious references to early 70's british sitcoms for us? Hilarious. Sitcoms.

Huh? You've lost me there.

 

[Corey]

I just got fined £150 for not swiping my oyster. Fuck.

'Swiping my oyster', tee hee hee, dirty.

So what does it mean really then?

 

[billygannon]

'Swiping my oyster', tee hee hee, dirty.

So what does it mean really then?

it means London Underground taking all your details just so you can go on their smelly, sewer tunnels (it's the underground swipe-card thingy - filthy name).

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i havnt been able to sleep in past 11am for the last month.
cry me a river.

 

[Buzzo]

I just got a bowl of shreddies for lunch. I didn't put enough milk in. They were all dry and crunchy. The kitchen is over there and I can't be arsed going over. Crimea River.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

I'M FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELVES.
YOUZE DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD I GOT IT.
THE DUDE IN THE PSYCHIC ILLS AD IS A RINGER FOR GEORGE BEST.
12 DAYS TILL THE SEASON TIPS OFF.
HIEROGLYPHICS ON SATURDAY, PHOENIX ON MONDAY.
PAYDAY NEXT FRIDAY WHICH IS A LONG WEEKEND AND THERE'S ABOUT 20 FANCY DRESS PARTIES TO GO TO...

THIS TIME LAST YEAR WE WERE GEARING UP FOR DIO... AH THE MEMORIES.

ALLAHQUAANNNNDO!!!

I'M WARMING UP

 

[therealjohnny]

I just got fined £150 for not swiping my oyster. Fuck.

i thought that was something to do with feminine hygeine?

Mother: "Did you wipe your oyster after doing number 1s darling?"

Daughter : "Why of course mummy, using a front to back motion to avoid contamination from my other hole"

Mother:" God i love you"

 

[Lord Damian]

i thought that was something to do with feminine hygeine?

Mother: "Did you wipe your oyster after doing number 1s darling?"

Daughter : "Why of course mummy, using a front to back motion to avoid contamination from my other hole"

Mother:" God i love you"

i feel uncomfortable.