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[ann post]

42 Gallons of Elephant Piss. USER SOMETHING.

 

[washingcattle]

New Law of Urination: Mammals Take 20 Seconds to Pee – News Watch

First thing in the morning after a night on the batter, i hammer that theory into the ground. I have to drink two pints of water before bed or I'm bolloxed in the morning. So when wake at 6 AM to piss it, plus whatever is left in the tank, I'm nearly asleep agan by the time I'm finished pissing, I'll time it next time and let you know but I'd say 90 seconds at least.

 

[east hastings]

First thing in the morning after a night on the batter, i hammer that theory into the ground. I have to drink two pints of water before bed or I'm bolloxed in the morning. So when wake at 6 AM to piss it, plus whatever is left in the tank, I'm nearly asleep agan by the time I'm finished pissing, I'll time it next time and let you know but I'd say 90 seconds at least.

just sit down and go

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hipster parenting swag jumps the shark a little

 

[pete]

Hipster parenting swag jumps the shark a little

bugaboo chameleon?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

bugaboo chameleon?

I'm waiting for the pram

 

[Ottimo_Massimo]

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[washingcattle]

just sit down and go

I think I'd actually fall asleep then and slip off the jacks mid piss. It's a fucking nightmare, seriously I must have the biggest human bladder on earth. Giant piss bag, seriously I can go three and a half pints in a bar and not see the inside of the jacks.

 

[HMD]

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Giant piss bag, seriously I can go three and a half pints in a bar and not see the inside of the jacks.

Two 12 hour flights, not once did I go to the loo.

15 minutes of Battlefield 4 and I've gone twice.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I can usually go four or five pints.

Probably not a whole lot to be proud of there.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

This drives me bonkers

Is it deliberate?

 

[nooleen]

 

[nooleen]

 

[east hastings]

 

[taubstumm]

 

[east hastings]

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

This guy will play in the NFL this year

 

[pete]

Album Covers by Kids

 

[Denny Oubidoux]