42 Gallons of Elephant Piss. USER SOMETHING.
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First thing in the morning after a night on the batter, i hammer that theory into the ground. I have to drink two pints of water before bed or I'm bolloxed in the morning. So when wake at 6 AM to piss it, plus whatever is left in the tank, I'm nearly asleep agan by the time I'm finished pissing, I'll time it next time and let you know but I'd say 90 seconds at least.
First thing in the morning after a night on the batter, i hammer that theory into the ground. I have to drink two pints of water before bed or I'm bolloxed in the morning. So when wake at 6 AM to piss it, plus whatever is left in the tank, I'm nearly asleep agan by the time I'm finished pissing, I'll time it next time and let you know but I'd say 90 seconds at least.
Hipster parenting swag jumps the shark a little
bugaboo chameleon?
I think I'd actually fall asleep then and slip off the jacks mid piss. It's a fucking nightmare, seriously I must have the biggest human bladder on earth. Giant piss bag, seriously I can go three and a half pints in a bar and not see the inside of the jacks.just sit down and go
Giant piss bag, seriously I can go three and a half pints in a bar and not see the inside of the jacks.
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