the motor tax office (3 Viewers)

[Goff]

i

apparantly it's illegal to go through red lights!

I thought lights, like the speed limits, were advisory only?

 

[msbhaven]

this could keep me laughing for days

when driving you have to swerve from side to side to let other motorists know that you're in between licences

 

[george mcfly]

i was the victim of police harassment last week

apparantly it's illegal to go through red lights!

i'm far too charming to bother fining or giving penalty points to

did you start crying like the Knight Rider in Mad Max?

 

[therealjohnny]

I was getting a lift with a mate- I had to laugh in terror as , on seeing a light change to amber he muttered "it's green enough" and accelerated through the junction like a maniac

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i'd been driving around with no tax for months, 2 cops stopped me and didn't do shit - they're alright those guys!

 

[nlgbbbblth]

'I thought car insurance had been done away with in the 1970s?'

Defendant at New Ross court, 2003. Charge - driving without a seatbelt, insurance, motor tax.

Was wearing a cowboy hat.

 

[Goff]

Did he win his case?

 

[Corey]

i'd been driving around with no tax for months, 2 cops stopped me and didn't do shit - they're alright those guys!

Me too. Told me they'd let it go on account of the little one and nappy bills, hur,hur,g'luck now son.Wasted 3 months thinking that they were'nt as bad as i liked to think , then got a 90 euro fine in the post. My temporary respect cost about one euro a day while the uneasy contempt is and always has been free. I know i should show more respect, but baby needs a new pair of shoes.

 

[RSJ]

There's one of the lads at work driving a piece of shit he bought for €300 off one of the other polish lads, he's no tax, insurance, NCT or licence. I give him shit about it but what does he care. He already got his licence taken off him in poland for crashing into another car while coming home from a party, locked, which he considers to be "unlucky".

 

[Anthony]

www.motortax.ie or something. It's very easy.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

yeah but you need a PIN number if you ain't gun'dun it before

 

[Unicron]

Don't they give you a pin number with your renewal notice?

 

[oh shit]

There's one of the lads at work driving a piece of shit he bought for €300 off one of the other polish lads, he's no tax, insurance, NCT or licence. I give him shit about it but what does he care. He already got his licence taken off him in poland for crashing into another car while coming home from a party, locked, which he considers to be "unlucky".

would this be the guy you're planning to tout?

 

[RSJ]

Funnily enough, no. I know so many car offenders that this guy is quite low on my list.

 

[msbhaven]

indeed.

you need to have your insurance policy number and end date also

easy.peasy.lemon.squeezeme.

Don't they give you a pin number with your renewal notice?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you can't do it when you just buy a car though

that's what they told me anyway
tehy're sending me out a PIN and i can do it for every other year for the rest of my life - yay!

cars are deadly

anyone up for a race after rap practise later?

 

[msbhaven]

eh, neh. thats why i answered the question to do with "renewal notice"

another thing if the new car you've bought hasn't been taxed in a few months instead of back taxing it you can go to the local garda station and get them to sign a form stating the car wasn't on the roads during that period

bring on the garda jokes, they never get old, honestly.

you can't do it when you just buy a car though?

 

[magicbastarder]

i once knew a chap who was driving around in a small commerical van with no brakes; he'd use the handbrake to slow the car. i considered shopping him.

 

[snakybus]

"Never mind that shit. Here comes Mongo!"

hahaha

great line

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

bring on the garda jokes, they never get old, honestly.

"bring on the garda jokes" is my favourite Nik Kewshaw song