the most amazing girl i've ever slept with award goes to... (1 Viewer)

[Unclealo]

I don't believe you

 

[ms.b.haven]

749, im a fu-cking waster baby, yeah!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Took ages for the *looks around* pope to get sprung so who knows.

yeah, who knows.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Ed]

why don't you and him fuck off?

now there was no need to use the f word steve

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I don't believe you

i don't care

 

[Ex-User (250)]

now there was no need to use the f word steve

well you were moaning that you missed your pal and that this board was boring you. it seemed like an appropriate response to me.

 

[ms.b.haven]

HAG, (taps watch) you'll be late.....

 

[Ex-User (250)]

HAG, (taps watch) you'll be late.....

true. laters. you weren't saying that on wednesday morning

 

[ms.b.haven]

that's because i'm a polite lady, just b4 you woke up i was trying to sneak off, but i was naked and didn't want you perving

true. laters. you weren't saying that on wednesday morning

 

[Donkey OJ]

man, you're really stupid.

fuck. coming from a crustacean thats a serious fucking insult.
*donkey stands on crustacean making shite of his exposed spine*

 

[Latex lizzie]

yeah, who knows.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

not you. Boaster.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Did picante join in aswell?

 

[Unclealo]

Did picante join in aswell?

zing!

 

[snakybus]

fuck me did everyone catch the stupids overnight or something? what gives?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

zing!

you know it. I wonder what wavioli did?

 

[Bag'o'cans]

fuck me did everyone catch the stupids overnight or something? what gives?

I'd say ms b haven caught more than the stupids...

 

[Wavioli]

you know it. I wonder what wavioli did?

HAHAHA

your waaay too smart for your own good...

did u ever think of checking whos viewing a thread at any one given time??

 

[It Will Never Last]

??? i don't understand this... i didn't know a guy could be "gash in the sack". and i thought girlfriends went out of fashion???

Shows what you know then.

Among its many meanings, gash = rubbish.

As for the g/f thing, will fuck slut do? Hired help?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

that's because i'm a polite lady, just b4 you woke up i was trying to sneak off, but i was naked and didn't want you perving

huh? why would i 'perv' seeing as i'd already sampled the forbidden fruits?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

fuck. coming from a crustacean thats a serious fucking insult.
*donkey stands on crustacean making shite of his exposed spine*

that some insulting science right there...