the most amazing girl i've ever slept with award goes to... (2 Viewers)

[Ex-User (250)]

Ok so maybe you weren't there, mmmmm, ....... someday you'll slip up.

you are totally on my shit list. what a dick.

 

[ms.b.haven]

/sob/ ah fuck sake, i'm teary, it hurts so bad.



that's one hell of a cure proposal though

'ever shagged yourself out of a hangover? heh heh heh, sounds pretty funny, no? it kinda works buh...

 

[Super Dexta]

can no-one touch hag's reputation any more? it looks appropriate.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

what the fuck is this? you kick off a thread with the sole intention of stirring shit and then you throw your toys out of the pram when people react. shit is one of the most unpredictable substances known to man. meeting not go well?

*CLUNK* <hits head off desk> IT WAS A JOKE! so you're her BF? gotcha.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

why can't people just enjoy a bit of fun instead of going "aha, i am the most clever person here, hag is ms.b.haven" - isn't it the most obvious thing in the world that i'm not? at least to non-stupid people?

I do believe she exists. seriously.

 

[Wavioli]

Ok so maybe you weren't there, mmmmm, ....... someday you'll slip up.

sheesh...

 

[Unclealo]

This thread was never fun !ninjaaaa

 

[Zeelander]

But surely you can save it Zita!!

please?

I'm afraid I don't care enough. The only thing that can save this is Ms. B. having a strop, but that stupid bitch can never be counted on to be remotely sound.

....Maybe I do care afterall.

 

[ms.b.haven]

you make me giggle, but donkeys waaaay sexier

*CLUNK* <hits head off desk> IT WAS A JOKE! so you're her BF? gotcha.

 

[egg_]

'ever shagged yourself out of a hangover? heh heh heh, sounds pretty funny, no? it kinda works buh...

No it doesn't
It makes my head explode with pain. Bad idea

 

[Donkey OJ]

*CLUNK* <hits head off desk> IT WAS A JOKE! so you're her BF? gotcha.

*donkey takes world view*........ which bit was a joke?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I never thunk it hag, I always knew you weren't capable of a blackened soul like that young wan.

I'm thinking Ceremonial Death = ms. b, who's with me? Haven't seen a post from him in about a month...hmmm, my Columbo-sense is working overtime, must get me scruffy mac out.

why does everyone feel the need to expose and make themsleves look smart? can yous all not just enjoy a bit of creative writing? prats the lot of you.

 

[ms.b.haven]

ZITA you whore bag

what have i EVER done to you?

 

[Donkey OJ]

you make me giggle, but donkeys waaaay sexier

thanks ms b. but i'm going to shun your advances til i'm 100% you're not hag.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

This thread was never fun !ninjaaaa

yeah, but you're in the holy ghost fathers, you don't 'get' fun

 

[Ex-User (250)]

*donkey takes world view*........ which bit was a joke?

the bit where you walked in on me fucking your girlfriend, dodgy style, and i gave you a high-5.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ZITA you whore bag

what have i EVER done to you?

ahem, watch that.

 

[ms.b.haven]

RIGHT THAT'S IT.

I'm meeting everyone, name a place.

STUPID FUCKERS

 

[Ex-User (250)]

thanks ms b. but i'm going to shun your advances til i'm 100% you're not hag.

i think you're both stupid enough to get together right now... only a stoooooooopo would think i'm ms.b.haven, seriously.

 

[Donkey OJ]

yeah, but you're in the holy ghost fathers, you don't 'get' fun

i think in our own way, we're all in the holy ghost fathers. or at least we all think we all have the ability to be everywhere at once in a holy spirit kind of way. down with multiple handles. up with the holy spirit!