the most amazing girl i've ever slept with award goes to... (1 Viewer)

[ms.b.haven]

OH MY GOD


I'm hungover, sick and then have this greeting me first thing?

 

[billygannon]

We could learn a lot from this guy.

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4030&o=2

 

[Wavioli]

OH MY GOD


I'm hungover, sick and then have this greeting me first thing?

Oh yeah, the 'ol "I was drunk and didnt know what I was doing" excuse...

wateva...

 

[ms.b.haven]

he spiked my drink.....

 

[Wavioli]

he spiked my drink.....

So it DID happen then!

 

[ms.b.haven]

nooooo, hag WANTS it to happen, he's been pm-ing me for AGES asking me to meet him.....telling me even though his penis is small he'll use a strap on, he got one custom made you know

So it DID happen then!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Maybe it was your "girlfriend", because you were gash in the sack?

??? i don't understand this... i didn't know a guy could be "gash in the sack". and i thought girlfriends went out of fashion???

 

[Ex-User (250)]

cmon people - lets not indulge this fucktard's viagra inflated ego. its way out of line boasting on the board at the expense of another members reputation.

duh. duh duh duh.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

nooooo, hag WANTS it to happen, he's been pm-ing me for AGES asking me to meet him.....telling me even though his penis is small he'll use a strap on, he got one custom made you know

lies! all lies! why on earth would i tell you my penis was small? and it's not like you don't know the truth lady

 

[ms.b.haven]

i'm heaving hag, don't make me heave.

lies! all lies! why on earth would i tell you my penis was small? and it's not like you don't know the truth lady

 

[MDR]

Proof - if it were needed - that ms. b. haven is a wind-up.

 

[ms.b.haven]

in what way? you think i'm an off-spring of hag's?

Proof - if it were needed - that ms. b. haven is a wind-up.

 

[Donkey OJ]

ms.b.haven. she has skills beyond her years.

hag. he has gills behind his ears.

as if to prove my point........

duh. duh duh duh.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i'm heaving hag, don't make me heave.

i told you it was a once off thing... i don't think this is so bad, i was thinking about this this morning. i mean, a band plays a good gig, people come on here and sing their praises. being able to play a good gig is a skill. and, as far as i'm concerned, being able to satisfy someone in bed, especially me, is also a skill. i don't see why people go around shaking their heads going "so disrespectful to women" and "this is sick". ms.b.haven, you have a talent, and i'm giving you props. if people would just free their minds for a second... good gig the other night ms.b

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Proof - if it were needed - that ms. b. haven is a wind-up.

what have you got against me ro? is it because i said your music was cack?

 

[ms.b.haven]

(claps hands) you're unreal....if i 'were' to shag anyone on this board it would not be you, well maybe a little but not my first choice

i told you it was a once off thing... i don't think this is so bad, i was thinking about this this morning. i mean, a band plays a good gig, people come on here and sing their praises. being able to play a good gig is a skill. and, as far as i'm concerned, being able to satisfy someone in bed, especially me, is also a skill. i don't see why people go around shaking their heads going "so disrespectful to women" and "this is sick". ms.b.haven, you have a talent, and i'm giving you props. if people would just free their minds for a second... good gig the other night ms.b

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hag. he has gills behind his ears.

as if to prove my point........

dude, if your ms.b's boyfriend, take this up with her. she said she had a "loose arrangement" with someone but that it wasn't even really a "thing".

 

[Ex-User (250)]

(claps hands) you're unreal....if i 'were' to shag anyone on this board it would not be you, well maybe a little but not my first choice

did i tell you you woke up my flatmate? AND i got complaints from down stairs the next day? you're a scream

 

[ms.b.haven]

hag, do me a favour. since i was 'drunk' i can't remember much of the events that happened. describe, in detail, the passion we ensued. (i might as well get off on this a little)

 

[Donkey OJ]

it wasn't even really a "thing".

so she's told us.