The Lovin' Thread (3 Viewers)

[Pantone247]

I am currently out of the office and will reply to your post on my return.

If you have an urgent enquiry please contact my colleague here

Thank you
Pantone247

 

[Lili Marlene]

 

[Froog]

are.....are you drunk?

 

[Lili Marlene]

this user has been blocked by websense for being too sexy

please contact your administrator if you think you should be allowed have access to the sex

 

[hugh man]

Do people get off with each other in real life here?

 

[Pantone247]

Event Info:

Host: Me
Type: Party - Sexy
Network: Private

Time and Place
Start Time:
23 January 2009 at 23:59
End Time:
24 January 2009 at 00:04

Location:
My Place (or yours?)

RSVP
Will be attending
Maybe attending
Will not be attending

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'll always find the time to refresh your profile

 

[ernesto]

Do people get off with each other in real life here?

yes.............. a/s.l?

 

[hugh man]

not important/yes please/on the way to yours

 

[Pantone247]

all the hook ups go on at the admin board

don't let all the tech talk fool you, they're a bunch of filthy slags

 

[Pantone247]

PSP my SQL

I don't even know what that means!?!

 

[ernesto]

not important/yes please/on the way to yours

sweeeeeeet.
i hope youre not a guy, named hugh. both of those things would disappoint me

 

[Lili Marlene]

Subject: ATTN thumped female.
FIRST LOVEBANK OF NIGERIA,
9TH FLOOR, IKOYI,
VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS.
TEL : xxx-696969-hot4u

I is I is John, Provincial Director first LoveBank of nigeria, victoria island Branch. I have urgent and very confidential Sexy business proposition for you. On June 6, 2000, an American Sex consultant/contractor with the nigeria Sexy Corporation, Mr. Thumped Male made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at 20,200,000.00 LH(Twenty Million two hundred thousand Love Hours) in my branch. Upon maturity at the age of 18, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the nigeria Mining Corporation that Mr. Thumped Male died from being banned while making dodgy comments. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was barren.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Thumped Male did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of 20,200,000.00 LH is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim this lovin'. According to nigeria SEXYLaw, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the nigeria Government if nobody applies to claim the fund and they're a frigid lot. Consequently, my proposal is that I would like you, thumped female, to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Thumped Male so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials, pervs the lot of them. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and your place or mine so that the Attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits which will put you in place as the next of sexytime.
We shall employ the service of two Attorneys for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. Your place or mine in any part of the world which you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The loving will be paid into your account (if you know what I mean LOL) for us to share in the ratio of 100 % all for you baby. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Sex Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction (if you know what I mean LOL). If you are interested, please reply immediately via the PM below.. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction (if you know what I mean LOL). Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable
for both of us (if you know what I mean LOL) because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LAWL).
Sincerely

I is John

 

[Lili Marlene]

I've Pm'd that around, it's bound to work, yeah?

 

[Pantone247]

honey pie you make my dial-up feel like a broadband

 

[jillface]

BALTIMORA

 

[Corey]

"Damn girl, you make a nigga wanna fuck."

 

[Gambra]

Shabba's not a racist. He loves everyone equally, unlike Dirty Harry, who hates everyone.

What about those Spics. He ain't gonna work with them. Or women.

Edit: I also totally derailed this excellent thread with this post but can't delete it now.

 

[La La]

you can't RAM with a floppy disk

 

[ernesto]

wow, lets go to the registry office