The Irish Apprentice (1 Viewer)

[Theseus Mock]

I think it's time this thread was resurrected.

Last week's and this week's episode were FINALLY on form and enjoyable to watch. I'm not really routing for any of them to win but it's looking like the Brefmeister will take the job. I hope googly eyed Aoiffe will last it out, she's a nut. I rekon the ginger guy Stephen or the chick with the weird blue eyes will be next on the firing line. The Brit (s OUT!) guy can hang around a bit, I enjoy his fuckups.

Anyone know why frumpy Ruth wasn't on the You're Fired show last night? Probably on the gargle getting hammered with her alco-measure...

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

none of these mutants deserve to be hired.
every week is a race to be the least shit.

 

[Franco]

Breffny's presentation was a laff. Reckon Lucinda will win it. Weirdo Robot Ruth apparently 'declined an invitation' for the You're Fired show. I've never watched it mind - Brendan O'Connor is a hateful gonk.

As an aside, I just watched an episode of the US Apprentice where Donald Trump fired FOUR folks in one go. It was an immense piece of hard-nosed business panto.

 

[Pedronimus]

none of these mutants deserve to be hired.
every week is a race to be the least shit.

I can think of no better punishment for them than having to work for Bill Cullen.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

great to see bill's secretary laughing at them last night.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

steve was a selling machine last night! first time i can remember anyone actually excelling at something on this show

 

[Lili Marlene]

i've missed the last two weeks

 

[Theseus Mock]

i've missed the last two weeks

All the episodes are archived on tv3.ie

Is it just me or does anyone else have a strong desire to gouge Aoiffe's wonky eyeballs out?

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

Is it just me or does anyone else have a strong desire to gouge Aoiffe's wonky eyeballs out?

i'd love/hate to see her on yokes.

 

[Theseus Mock]

Great moment in the boardroom when Bill Cullen was all 'I'M A FUCKING WARRIOR EXPERT'.

I find the sales tasks funny. would you buy a packet of those Breathe Right nose plasters knowing the mark-up is about 60%? Free PR for GSK or letting the world know how much of a ripoff your product is?

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

Great moment in the boardroom when Bill Cullen was all 'I'M A FUCKING WARRIOR EXPERT'.

haha yeah, and 'sale or return went out with the Indians!'

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Breffni was on newstalk this morning - he's setup a new email address if anyone wants to hire him: [email protected]

his prolonged meltdown face in the car last night was my favourite bit

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"the fucking thick!"
"jammy bitch!"

pretty much my favourite apprentice moment. no way should she have gone. those two were better than the other 3 by far. i hate that melted blob stephen.

 

[Theseus Mock]

This show might aswell just finish up now. We all know the Brit Steve will be the winner. I rekon it'll go down to Steve & Geraldine the howaya for the final. Fat ginger stephen is useless and the talking he got before the winning team was announced last night pretty much showed how much Bill & his whore dislike him.

Can anyone remember what last year's final task was about? I'm sure this year's will be exactly the same.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

yeah it's pretty lined up for him now. "I AM DEALCLOSER"

no idea what the final task was last year, although i did see the runner up being interviewed at some launch on xpose.

 

[magnetize]

geraldines gonna win, for sure

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

really? i think that's too fairytale tv story shit....she used to sell the penny apples and all

last two episodes tehy've gone out of their way to throw whoever was up against steve under
the bus, cos he sold 70 boxes of nose plasters a few weeks ago

what is the job anyway? i know they usually announce it at the end in the uk one...

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

i've kinda started to think geraldine is a massive ride. hope she doesn't have any brothers.

 

[magnetize]

bill sez :

"I will give the winner an exceptional grinding in how to win in the tough environment of our current economic situation and our morning meetings start at 6.30am. That's a fact."

nothing says quality like a hairy ballsack