The Irish Apprentice (1 Viewer)

[Theseus Mock]

[quote="Bill Cullen]
"I will give the winner an exceptional grinding in how to win in the tough environment of our current economic situation and our morning meetings start at 6.30am. That's a fact."[/quote]

Wait, so he doesn't go to bed til all hours and he gets up at half six? Sounds like the guy doesn't get any sleep at all.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

did you not hear him a few weeks ago?

"you went to bed because you were wrecked? I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT THAT NIGHT - I HAD THINGS TO DO!!!!"

 

[Jim Daniels]

Somebody in work reckons Bill avoids going to bed cause he's married to Iggy Pop...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

hahahaha - proper out loud laughter!

 

[Theseus Mock]

Somebody in work reckons Bill avoids going to bed cause he's married to Iggy Pop...

They're not married yet - Iggy is his 'Long-term partner'. I guess he doesn't want to give away half his stuff when she dumps him.

 

[Jim Daniels]

Anyone watchin'?

Those interviewers

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

they're not as bad as last year to be honest....the dragon's den prick has toned it down - it's kind of boring....

 

[Jim Daniels]

He just grilled your man about his alcoholism...on the telly!

What an arsehole!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

that was all over the papers today though...kind of ruined it - bloody tabloids!

 

[washingcattle]

What makes Bill Cullen want to be successful?

eeeehhhhh .....Small Mickey?

Me lady is watching it behind me, its an awful load of bollox. Yer one is an embarrassment. "I come from a disadvantaged area" Who the fuck says that about themselves? Fucking twat.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

people from disadvantaged areas who probably weight the significance of
that in a very different way to you? or maybe it's just her, i don't really know

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the two guys....wasn't expecting that - what is stephen's experience they kept going on about? AND WHAT MAKES BILL CULLEN TICK!??! penny apples i'm guessing

 

[washingcattle]

people from disadvantaged areas who probably weight the significance of
that in a very different way to you? or maybe it's just her, i don't really know

Can't see how it's significant in any way shape or form. I've always felt insulted by the term "disadvantaged" I'd rather say I grew up in a kip (I wouldn't say this either) than "disadvantaged". Kabul now thats at a disadvantage, it's got fucking landmines surrounding it now thats a disadvantage.

 

[Jim Daniels]

the two guys....wasn't expecting that - what is stephen's experience they kept going on about? AND WHAT MAKES BILL CULLEN TICK!??! penny apples i'm guessing

His insecurities!!! Thats what that dude wanted to hear! What?! Bill will be thrilled with that!

 

[Theseus Mock]

When they invent the technology to punch people through a TV screen, I'm getting it. I don't think I've ever seen such a cantankerous prick-face that is Gavin Duffy and that Mairead Flemming bint needs to fuck right off.

I really thought it would be down to Brit Steve & Geraldine but I'm kinda glad it's down to the two Steves. Brit Steve has it in the bag, Bill is trying to boost (if there's enough room for more boosting) ginger Stephen's ego so his downfall will look all the sweeter.

Stray observations:

Ginger steve named Mairead Flemming as one of his referees, shouldn't she have disclaimed this outright rather than it coming out when she was saying how bad it was that he didn't get permission for his referees to be listed in his CV?

The boys having won their prize for a meal in the private members clubs and the only thing we see is Bill saying 'I used to sell pennie apples over there'. Broken record, we get it bill, you worked your way up, woo-hoo.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

did he actually name her as a reference? it sounded like that at first, but i was pretty sure she was talking about how she would feel if he had put her down but not rang her...

i didn't think your man gavin duffy was as bad as he was last year, and the steve booze/gambling thing was done about as tastefully as you could expect something as tasteless as bringing up someone's addiction to boost tv ratings to be. stay classy tv3!

 

[Theseus Mock]

did he actually name her as a reference? it sounded like that at first, but i was pretty sure she was talking about how she would feel if he had put her down but not rang her...

Ah, my bad, maybe that was it. I was watching it whilst trolling on the apprenticeunseen.ie chat system.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

it was kind of unclear, girl in work thought the same thing as well

 

[Theseus Mock]

Final episode in T minus 5 minutes....

 

[Theseus Mock]

HAHAH!

Michelle Heaton falling flat on her face. Priceless.