RSJ
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Come again?I got stabbed on the way to Metalwork class
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Come again?I got stabbed on the way to Metalwork class
I'm a bit distracted at the moment and today put a chicken in the oven without taking off the elasticy bit holding its legs together.
I'm a bit distracted at the moment and today put a chicken in the oven without taking off the elasticy bit holding its legs together.
the other day I walked off from the check in desk in heathrow without taking mine and stans passports (strictly speaking not my fault REALLY as the bad tempered bitch checking us in didn't give them back)
2 days before that walked away from the origins counter in dublin airport after dropping 78 quid on moisturiser WITHOUT THE BAG
have walked off from 2 ATMs recently without collecting my cash
plus probably a few more incidents of stupidity. I really must stop waking around with my head in the clouds.
edit - I'm about to have a bath, I sure do hope I don't drown
Put €200 in an envelope.
Put stamp on envelope.
Put envelope in postbox.
Didn't put address on envelope.
Didn't realise til days later.
Didn't see money or envelope again.
are you preggers?
nope!
are you preggers?
Bored at the back of the lab class one day, myself and a mate started taking bottles off the shelves and pouring chemicals into the sink to see if there would be any interesting chemical reactions. 5 minutes later and sink is full of chemicals. No reaction. Very boring.
Threw a match in. Kaboom!!!!!! Whole sink blows out and part of the drain as well.
Bored at the back of the lab class one day, myself and a mate started taking bottles off the shelves and pouring chemicals into the sink to see if there would be any interesting chemical reactions. 5 minutes later and sink is full of chemicals. No reaction. Very boring.
Threw a match in. Kaboom!!!!!! Whole sink blows out and part of the drain as well.
God I miss that class.
We used to chuck a load of mercury on the floor before the class started and then watch the teacher try to pick it up for the entire forty-minute duration, swearing and blustering all the way. Still the funniest thing I've ever seen.
that bastard. ill get him.Yeah, Hermie told Nate and me that story after you left The Lower Deck a few weeks ago Great story though.
Dumbest thing I've done recently was try to force the plunger down in one of those coffee pots and cover my right arm in scalding hot coffee. That was a couple of months ago and I still have a bit of a scar.
A few weeks ago while a bit drunk and sotned I was trying to open a beer bottle nad somehow in the process right on the bend in my finger tore a nice big lump of skin out on the lid which kept opening for a few weeks. Now I have a scar there probably for good.
Oh and the other day on the bus to school I was in a daydream kinda and wasnt paying attention to what I was doing and where my hands were going and poked some girl in the eye. Woops!
big lump of skin out on the lid which kept opening for a few weeks.
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