The Curse of The Jade Scorpion (3 Viewers)

[Goodbye]

trailor available to download here

looks deadly... can't wait


Please no discussion that involves plot here thanks...

 

[Ex-User (252)]

here, what about that plot, eh? anyone know anything about it?

 

[billygannon]

Jean Clause Van Ramme plays HitMan Harte, the Wonderkisser. He's a cop on the edge, with a past indiscretion that he can't atone for. He's at the last chance saloon with his precinct, and he's being set up by his corrupt boss, Fez, and an evil drugs-lord-cum-mad scientist- cum- Islamic terrorist going by the name of Dr. Raul Bin Layden... who's also a martial arts expert.

Hitman Harte has to go to a snow-covered, volcanic island called Evil Island in the South Pacific where he takes on ninjas on skis and various mutant monsters as in goes in search of the Jade Scorpion stone (which will cure cocaine addiction). And so on and so forth...

 

[Ex-User (252)]

you so didn't even try...

 

[#10-7]

apparently its wank. complete wank.

i like woody allen films except for that nerdy guy who's always in them..

 

[Ex-User (252)]

ah sure that'll explain why gummo's wettin' his knickers over it so...

 

[Goodbye]

yep... that would explain it allright

 

[sparse]

I hear its a rom-com, eh ian.

 

[Goodbye]

possably

 

[Anthony]

It's been available on DVD for ages now. So has his film after it, Hollywood Ending (or something), hes' already working on the one after that.

We're sooo behind.

 

[potlatch]

I saw it. It's not that bad. But it ain't no Deconstructing Harry. The music in it's grate.

 

[Goodbye]

Originally posted by Anthony
It's been available on DVD for ages now. So has his film after it, Hollywood Ending (or something), hes' already working on the one after that.

We're sooo behind.

I know! it's all gone pear shaped distro wise after Celebrity...
'sreal shame...

Twas deadly seeing Annie Hall on the big screen this year though

 

[MDR]

I love that Woody Allen quote about aetheism:

'Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on weekends'

 

[Goodbye]

Life is devided up into 2 catagories: the Horrable and the Miserable...

The Horrable is blind people, crippled people etc, how they get through life amazes me.

And the Miserable is everyone else...

So be thankful that you are miserable

 

[Anne OMalley]

Votes for Worst Woody Allen flick?

Mine goes to "Shadows and Fog". Actually it's one of the worst films I've ever seen.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Originally posted by Anne OMalley
Votes for Worst Woody Allen flick?

Mine goes to "Shadows and Fog". Actually it's one of the worst films I've ever seen.

howya!

Everything Sex Ask is bad
Radio Days is shit

 

[MDR]

I like em both. But I sorta know what you mean: they're both patchy and not really well thought through. Still, better than a kick in the head.

 

[Goodbye]

still 31 movies in 32 years, a stinker is bound to happen...
I still look at them in grades... theres not one that I dont reallyy like, every one has it's classic moment... I look at them on which one I like the least...

I love shadows and fog buh... the scene with all the hookers chatten is deadly, as is the scene where John Malc meets John cus in the cafe

Everything sex... gene wilders epasode is deadly...

Radio Days is sweet

Does anyone know when this feckin thing is out? theres scorpion posters in nearly every dort station but none with a date???

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Mash does a deadly breakfast

Zelig and Interiors are pretty cool
Hannah is sad. Annie Hall and a Diane Keaton fetish......|..|

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I mean have you seen her in Looking For Mr Goodbar?

came out round the same time.