The Bus Is Empty, You Get On Board (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

in san francisco about 6 years ago this weirdo got on the bus and started jacking off right opposite me.

i ran off that bus somewhere near the tenderloin and had no qualms about it even though it's an area i'd never go near at night alone.


did your guy then just sit there after like nothing had happened?

He seemed flustered and somewhat relieved.

 

[snakybus]

i ran off that bus somewhere near the tenderloin

aka Wankend

 

[magicbastarder]

on the 10 once, the girl sitting beside me fell asleep, and every time the bus went around a corner, she'd rock comically in her seat. then we went around a corner, and she basically fell over and was woken up by her head banging off my lap. i've never seen anyone more embarrassed.

 

[Pantone247]

i ran off that bus somewhere near the tenderloin

aka Wankend

ha ha ha, I was just thinking as I read La's post that tenderloin sounded like a euhpinism for jizzing, or the build up to jizzing


"how did you get on with that slag Mandy last night?"

"alright, she gave me a hand shandy but her parents came home before I reached tenderloin, so I had to finish myself off on the bus home"

 

[Hector Grey]

ha ha ha, I was just thinking as I read La's post that tenderloin sounded like a euhpinism for jizzing, or the build up to jizzing


"how did you get on with that slag Mandy last night?"

"alright, she gave me a hand shandy but her parents came home before I reached tenderloin, so I had to finish myself off on the bus home"

mandy, eh?

i know how your mind works, and i'm scared.

 

[Vinnie]

all together now

My humming is way creepier than that.

 

[classic seanc]

give me posh kids anyday. at least you can tell them to shut the fuck up without risking your life or good looks.
i wish i had more balls. only once told someone to stop smoking and that was because he was a wimpy looking 15 year old. he threw his joint out the window and his bird started giving him shit. great moment.
spose its karma tho because i used to smoke hash on the bus quite a bit, and i remember having fags downstairs back when.
anyone else a teenage knacker?
think i'll take that bike outta the shed soon enough.

Before I got the bike my commute involved any of the following:
27, 27b, 41, 41c
and any of the following:
15, 15a, 15b, 15c, 14


So I got the best of both worlds.
And I'll tell you what, I'd share a bus with heroin kids over mullet-benders and ugg boot cunts any.fucking.day.of.the.fucking.week
SRSLY

 

[theweeyin]

I remember getting a bus from Trafalgar Square out to Streatham.
Towards the end of the journey the guy sitting across from us did a wank in to a rucksack.

uuuuuuuuuuuurrrggghhh!!!!

Not as bad as the people having sex in the shared dorm I was in whilst visiting Dublin last year but that's another story altogether.

 

[rettucs]

uuuuuuuuuuuurrrggghhh!!!!

Not as bad as the people having sex in the shared dorm I was in whilst visiting Dublin last year but that's another story altogether.

growse. people in dublin are always having sex. for shame

 

[ernesto]

growse. people in dublin are always having sex. for shame

i wish i was back in dublin

 

[Phil]

I can't sit on the left side of the bus since the time I was on the 46a, and I guess the driver was in too close to the path or something, but anyway he hit a tree and smashed the front of the bus and the front side window, meaning the old people in the seat I used to like taking got showered in glass.

And it meant I was late for college.

Fucking hell.



Seat behind the stairs now, anyway.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

that's my "spot" too, and for the exact same reasons.

it is just the best spot ever.

i guess i can presume the times that seat's taken, it's one of you cunts.

 

[IFF]

i always go for my left as i go down the aisle of the bus. i never take the front seats in case someone with a disability enters later

my pi9ck is usually the third row

 

[theweeyin]

growse. people in dublin are always having sex. for shame

They were Arrogant French Pricks anyways.

 

[rettucs]

They were Arrogant French Pricks anyways.

yeah, but when in Rome......etc

damn French giving the rest of us a bad name

 

[Jill Hives]

on the right

because, obviously enough, if the bus toppled over going around a roundabout, you'd have more chance to survive the crash sitting on the right hand side than the left

Now that's my kind of thinking. I always go for the top front seats if possible. I like to make metal notes like a carrier pigeon just in case I am ever dropped somewhere and find my way home.

 

[Corey]

- and there's G-Stereo, attracting altercations like some kind of trouble-magnet.

 

[Pantone247]

anyone ever get the 75?

like dublin's very own Leper Bus of Callcutta

 

[Catwoman]

that's mental

does anyone else have "xxx side of the bus" OCD like habits?

Yes! I always have to sit upstairs, 3 rows back on the left.

If I'm going to/from Birmingham, the side of the bus I sit on is determined on whether Villa Park or St Andrews is visable from the window... I sit on the Villa Park side, obviously.

 

[travispickle]

if it's empty, right up the front. if it's not empty but the front seat is free,right up the front. it's only REALLY fun when you go over harold's x bridge though. other than that the journey is relatively boring.

but yesterday when i was waiting some other dude arrived and managed to get on the empty bus first and sit at the front. which meant I couldn't, because it would have looked like i was following him.

I never sit on the right side. too weird. left all the way.


took this yesterday actually on the 19a!

Hehe; thats where I like to sit too!! Shit, maybe it was me.