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Bit of a drab post there, have you considered livening it up with some dancing bananas or the like?
Birthdays are bollox. Who wants to know their moving slowly towards death from natural causes and away from the devestating young person death that makes utter shite of your friends and family? Fuck that. Jill have some cigarettes and go do some street luge with a buckfast chaser.
Hope your cake is nice.
Happy Bollox.
We're all going to die.
ah of course
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