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[Corey]

Mobile phones can fuck off.

Beat me to it. Charco.
What happened you friday you pussy?

 

[ICUH8N]

What happened you friday you pussy?

Tired, Drunk, Someone was wreckin' me buzz. Rob and Lefty Freestylin was fuckin' deadly though.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Text messaging. What an invention.

It’s the people who reply immediately to a message that are always problematic. They are the ones who will break up any conversation or moment as soon as they hear the beep beep and spend a few minutes writing a reply and in turn they're the same folk who get the hump if you don’t reply to one of theirs with a matter of minutes.

Awful fucking business.

 

[spiritualtramp]

I regret the day I ever taught my mother to text - HI HOWRU RU GNG TO VST ME SN? etc. etc.

 

[Vinnie]

M PRGNT :-(

 

[Buzzo]

Wll u mrry of?

 

[ms.b.haven]

those last 3 posts were well funny

 

[THE DEVIL]

The t9 dictionary's first suggestion for 'Pint' is 'Shot', followed by 'Riot'.
Pretty much sums up my how i spend my evenings out drinking.

 

[THE DEVIL]

those last 3 posts were well funny

Hilarious.

 

[sugar_referee]

I regret the day I ever taught my mother to text - HI HOWRU RU GNG TO VST ME SN? etc. etc.

made a rookie mistake by buying the mother a phone and not teaching her how to use it . think thats bad , some months later I repeated the mistake with the grandmother.
Ive got some fucking tragic unintentional double entendres from both of them at some stage or another.
and dont any fucker slag me for texting my granny , that sort of shit takes a real man

 

[THE DEVIL]

made a rookie mistake by buying the mother a phone and not teaching her how to use it . think thats bad , some months later I repeated the mistake with the grandmother.
Ive got some fucking tragic unintentional double entendres from both of them at some stage or another.
and dont any fucker slag me for texting my granny , that sort of shit takes a real man

You're in.

 

[Donkey OJ]

eye haaaate teckst messsages. fuckin hate them. texting was invented by dolphins to wear out our opposable thumbs so they can take over the world in a couple of gnr8tns. dolphins are patient mammals.

 

[Vinnie]

I wud lke 2 C A Thmpd Txt Clb. Pte?

 

[It Will Never Last]

when is someone going to come up with a better excuse for not replying than "oh my credit ran out" or "my battery went"

be honest, "i got your message, i read it and couldn't be arsed writing back because i'm glad we don't keep in touch anymore, you're quite annoying"

I didn't answer your text cos your a cunt. (not you, you didn't text me)(yet).

More concise.

 

[Vinnie]

I didnt answer your text because I couldn't get my phone out of my ass

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I didnt answer your text because I couldn't get my phone out of my ass

 

[Vinnie]

"Couldn't" or "didn't want to"?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"Couldn't" or "didn't want to"?

well dale still sports an eircell 088.

 

[ms.b.haven]

agh vinnie you're cracking me up here i nearly choked on me cream cracker!!!

"Couldn't" or "didn't want to"?

 

[It Will Never Last]

agh vinnie you're cracking me up here i nearly choked on me cream cracker!!!

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