Corey
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ICUH8N said:Mobile phones can fuck off.
Beat me to it. Charco.
What happened you friday you pussy?
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ICUH8N said:Mobile phones can fuck off.
HitsLikeAGirl said:What happened you friday you pussy?
ms.b.haven said:those last 3 posts were well funny
spiritualtramp said:I regret the day I ever taught my mother to text - HI HOWRU RU GNG TO VST ME SN? etc. etc.
made a rookie mistake by buying the mother a phone and not teaching her how to use it . think thats bad , some months later I repeated the mistake with the grandmother.
Ive got some fucking tragic unintentional double entendres from both of them at some stage or another.
and dont any fucker slag me for texting my granny , that sort of shit takes a real man
ms.b.haven said:when is someone going to come up with a better excuse for not replying than "oh my credit ran out" or "my battery went"
be honest, "i got your message, i read it and couldn't be arsed writing back because i'm glad we don't keep in touch anymore, you're quite annoying"
Vinnie said:I didnt answer your text because I couldn't get my phone out of my ass
Vinnie said:"Couldn't" or "didn't want to"?
Vinnie said:"Couldn't" or "didn't want to"?
ms.b.haven said:agh vinnie you're cracking me up here i nearly choked on me cream cracker!!!
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