Terrorist happenings in the UK (2 Viewers)

[La La]

He saw it on here then told you about it, you looked it up and posted about it on the same thread. Brilliant

im blaming him then! (actually when he got home he emailed the link to me - so there.)

anyway who cares?

dude's getting 500 pints from people he's never met before!

 

[Space]

im blaming him then! (actually when he got home he emailed the link to me - so there.)

anyway who cares?

Not me, I just think it's kinda funny is all.

 

[La La]

Not me, I just think it's kinda funny is all.

 

[classic seanc]

When it comes to terrorist attacks, Britain must be the luckiest country in the world.

Look at the attempted bombing in London. Not only did the driver of the car filled with gas cylinders crash into some bins before parking and legging it off, they forgot that they needed a whole lot more oxygen for it to explode. Plain old air isn't enough.

So then they move onto stage two - the suicide bomb. There they are, happy as larry, setting fire to their car and trying to drive it into the airport where it'll explode into a million pieces and take them straight to paradise to ride teenage virgins. But there was a major flaw in their plan. It's fucking hard to drive at full speed at a set of doors when it's roasting hot and your eyes and steering wheel are on fire. Their vehicle of death and destruction was as devastating as a matchbox thrown by a geriatric.

And to top it off, two or three of the five main suspects are 'medical doctors' a term synonymous with BEING SMART.

And remember the attempted tube bombing? Imagine the sheer embarrassment of psyching yourself up for a suicide attack, sweaty fingers on the detonator, heart about to pop out of your ears, you yell 'ALLAH AKHBAR', shut your eyes and POP! All of your lovely bomb plops onto the floor like cookie dough and everyone stares at you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Face it Al-Qaeda you'll never beat the Taigs up North.

Ah sure Terrorissttsss have always been thick. Take that Carlos The Jackal fella:
His first mission was to break into a wealthy Jewish guys house in England and kill him. He came face to face with his target in the bathroom, pulled his gun and shot the guy in the face. The bullet hit the mans (apparently amazing) front teeth. The dude survived. In fact he didn’t even spend the night in hospital.
Later, he went to fire a rocket at an Isreali plane. Got the rocket launcher, targeted the plane, aimed, fired. The rocket missed the plane he was aiming for and blew up the one beside it.
Later still, he threw a grenade into a bank. He didn’t count on the revolving doors, which swung the grenade right back out of the bank, after which it rolled back onto the street and into a sweet shop across the way, destroying it.

 

[Space]

Ah sure Terrorissttsss have always been thick. Take that Carlos The Jackal fella:
His first mission was to break into a wealthy Jewish guys house in England and kill him. He came face to face with his target in the bathroom, pulled his gun and shot the guy in the face. The bullet hit the mans (apparently amazing) front teeth. The dude survived. In fact he didn’t even spend the night in hospital.
Later, he went to fire a rocket at an Isreali plane. Got the rocket launcher, targeted the plane, aimed, fired. The rocket missed the plane he was aiming for and blew up the one beside it.
Later still, he threw a grenade into a bank. He didn’t count on the revolving doors, which swung the grenade right back out of the bank, after which it rolled back onto the street and into a sweet shop across the way, destroying it.

That's not thick it's just really unlucky.

 

[Janer]

Ah sure Terrorissttsss have always been thick. Take that Carlos The Jackal fella:
His first mission was to break into a wealthy Jewish guys house in England and kill him. He came face to face with his target in the bathroom, pulled his gun and shot the guy in the face. The bullet hit the mans (apparently amazing) front teeth. The dude survived. In fact he didn’t even spend the night in hospital.
Later, he went to fire a rocket at an Isreali plane. Got the rocket launcher, targeted the plane, aimed, fired. The rocket missed the plane he was aiming for and blew up the one beside it.
Later still, he threw a grenade into a bank. He didn’t count on the revolving doors, which swung the grenade right back out of the bank, after which it rolled back onto the street and into a sweet shop across the way, destroying it.

He wasn't captured for many many years though

 

[classic seanc]

He was a handy(capped) scapegoat for MI5 and the rest. He was blamed for Lockerbie and everything.

 

[classic seanc]

That's not thick it's just really unlucky.

Yeah the first one probably is, but if you're shooting people, throwing grenades and blowing up planes you need to be sure you know what you're doing.

 

[evil bandit]

I see they’ve named the guy who crashed his car into Glasgow airport…..

Singe Majeep















!ninjaaaa

 

[the strange guy]

haha sorry, i just had lunch with oly and he mentioned it, didnt see johnny's post

Oh Lala, I hope they teach you investigative journalism in DIT.

 

[Space]

Oh Lala, I hope they teach you investigative journalism in DIT.

ouch

 

[theweeyin]

This has MI5's fingerprints all over it. Let's face it, three bombs in which no one is killed? Are the Doctor's going mad at their poor health service? (Another one arrested in Oz today).

Gordon Brown, the unpopular leader, trying to come across as the strong and chrismatic leader that Britain always likes to think it has in times of crisis?

Keep waving that false flag. England Prevails.

England Prevails eh?

I see they’ve named the guy who crashed his car into Glasgow airport…..

Singe Majeep















!ninjaaaa

That is classic. Well done.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Police have released the name of the driver of the Glasgow Airport car bomb.

Singe Maheed.

 

[Goff]

England Prevails eh?

Ah, wee. Get the cultural reference.

Besides, who do you think think Gordon took up the bat for?

Hardly ye scots.

He's way past that.

 

[La La]

Police have released the name of the driver of the Glasgow Airport car bomb.

Singe Maheed.

latest:

apparently the whole thing was a misunderstanding...

they were just observing the muslim holiday of Ramavan


- terrible! my friend emailed that to me. !cheezy

 

[the strange guy]

Why can't Americans come up with jokes like these?
Surely it's better for the national psyche than waving flags.

 

[La La]

check out the front page of teh sun's website - the english flag emblazoned with the words "fly this in the face of terror"

ffs

 

[the strange guy]

Bad idea though.
Rubbing anything in the face of a crazed wannabe martyr will only make them more angry. Unless it's nice and soft, that is.

Ahhhh!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

latest:

apparently the whole thing was a misunderstanding...

they were just observing the muslim holiday of Ramavan


- terrible! my friend emailed that to me. !cheezy

you couldnt make up these fucking headlines. the scary thing is how many peoples opinions are informed (or misinformed!) by this bollocks!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007300698,00.html

right beside

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007300635,00.html

 

[La La]

you couldnt make up these fucking headlines. the scary thing is how many peoples opinions are informed (or misinformed!) by this bollocks!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007300698,00.html

right beside

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007300635,00.html

that first 'story' is appalling.
the second -have already stared a thread on lifestyle from the guardian's version i was reading earlier. they did a better job with teh headline than those pricks at the sun - no surprise there!