Talk Like a Pirate Day (1 Viewer)

[#10-7]

If anyone needs some, ask lorcanzo-- I put some away for safe keeping on his guest-room ceiling...

you fucking what?

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

...unlike the girl with the seminal eye...
... I read once that semen (not seamen, like pirates) is heavily alkaline, so in a pinch it makes an effective neutralizer for acid burns. Though if you were to spill acid on yerself, it'd seem difficult to wrack one off quickly. Best to always keep a vial on hand at all times. If anyone needs some, ask lorcanzo-- I put some away for safe keeping on his guest-room ceiling...

i dont think she'd have a seminal eye, maybe just red eye, eventually..... you need to stop watching programmes on tv that tell you this stuff.

so if i burn myself on acid, i'm still not coming on the burn,
just so we're straight about that