Sticking E up your bum (1 Viewer)

[broken arm]

Can anyone confirm or deny?

 

[Doctor Muscles]

A dealer once told me that everyone in Glascow does this. And that if you're in glascow and you put a pill in your mouth, they'll laugh at you. He wasn't the brightest.

 

[Buzzo]

Why not? It's all very absorbent up there..... or.....
Why not? What are the chances of a cavity search?

Why do you ask Raffters?

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Has anyone ever tried eating a steak with their bum?

 

[broken arm]

i just remember someone telling me a story about being at a party and he didn't know anyone because his mates hadn't arrived yet. Anyway. he was standing in the kitchen chatting with some people when a group of girls started sticking e up their bums in the kitchen. he hadn't a clue what was going on.

whatever. it all sounded funnier when he was telling it.

yawn. fuck off.


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

 

[Doctor Muscles]

Sounds like an ace party. Might want to grind it up first mind.

 

[Buzzo]

Oh boy. I wonder if your asscheeks gurn? Gerrils look well sexy with gurny asses.

 

[broken arm]

Sounds like an ace party. Might want to grind it up first mind.

My next suggestion in work will be to insist that instead of shaking hands before a meeting we put e's up clients bums.

i wonder how that will go down at the next staff meeting.

i see a raise on the horizon

 

[broken arm]

Gerrils look well sexy with gurny asses.

man that's hotter that the moon.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

My next suggestion in work will be to insist that instead of shaking hands before a meeting we put e's up clients bums.

i wonder how that will go down at the next staff meeting.

i see a raise on the horizon

Perhaps the opposite, your contract might be changed to say that from now on you're payed entirely in hugs.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

two ways to feel great,

shoving e's up your arse

buying this book: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0595094724/103-2657452-8411825?v=glance&n=283155

the reviews look promising.

 

[broken arm]

Perhaps the opposite, your contract might be changed to say that from now on you're payed entirely in hugs.

wicked. mate. nice one.

 

[theface]

I think once it gets into your bloodstream, if that involves sticking it your arse then so be it.

I was waiting for night link a while back with a friend and some dodgy bloke cam over and asked for a cigarette for a joint. My friend had the ciagarette out in an instant to get rid of him. He walked off and then turned around and shouted down d'olier street "im just goin round here to take the hash out of me hole, be back in a few". Needless to say he didnt come back.

The point is drugs and the asshole compliment each other in more ways than one.

 

[broken arm]

sticking things up the bum is no fun, mum.

 

[plug]

Has anyone ever tried eating a steak with their bum?

imagine if the digestive system also worked in reverse? you stick bits of excrement up your arse and three days later you puke chunks of reconstituted food onto a plate. nice.

with regard to anal pill popping; I've heard about people doing it, and it does work according to reports. very well in fact. although I've also heard that it's a great way to absorb some of the probable impurities in your average yoke as well. I've also heard that you lose large quantities of the drug by urinating and that the thrifty pillhead might find it advisable, in the interests of personal economics, to drink their own er, feculance...

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

was thinkin bout startin a thread bout this.
few of my mates have tried it and now swear by it !ninjaaaa
was wonderin if it was a widespread thing.

edit: funny story - a mate recently had a fairly serious health scare, when the doctor asked him what drugs he'd been taking he listed them off and at the end said '...and i've started sticking e's up by bum'
the doctor broke his shit laughing and had to apologise etc.

 

[ICUH8N]

Popular with the French, but then, the use of suppositories is worryingly widespread there as a means of delivering all sorts of medications.

 

[billygannon]

Up the bum, no harm done
Up the shitter, ten times quicker


Ever inject an E into your eye?

 

[Wavioli]

sher whats the point in that? you wouldnt feel a thing!

give me a nice rrroot vegetable any day.

 

[ICUH8N]

Just now, in fact.