Stephen is Green (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm not looking forward to the terrible twos I tell ya!

you gotta be cruel to be kind. dont spoil them. be stern. only wash your pubes with herbal essences when they deserve it. i usually just use coal tar soap on my helmdale brillo pad.

 

[billygannon]

When out for a couple of relaxing pints, I should not have to endure a drunken slob grabbing me and spraying "SMILE GUUURGEOUSSS!!!" in my face.

I believe John can get quite emotional when he has a few drinks.

 

[Dwight]

Imperial Leather, my only comfort in life.

 

[Dwight]

I should not have to endure a drunken slob grabbing me and spraying "SMILE GUUURGEOUSSS!!!"

the bitch!

 

[clonan attack]

Euughhh I hate going to bars this time of year- always full of big gangs of old chums, office colleagues, girls nights out, etc. getting pissed and singing Christmas songs. My local, Mother Reillys in Rathmines, had the shittest buzz ever last night. When out for a couple of relaxing pints, I should not have to endure a drunken slob grabbing me and spraying "SMILE GUUURGEOUSSS!!!" in my face. Shudder. If anyone wants me for the next few weeks, I'll be upstairs in the Palace.

SCROOGE!