stag party advice? (2 Viewers)

[HMD]

"...and when I woke up I was being wanked off in an alley in San Francisco"

the way every good stag party should end.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

i went to thailand (koh phang nan more specifically)for a stag party.
we all got massages and then i farted.
wild night.
i was also chucking rocks into the water on the way back from the town and it hit a fishing boat. walked on only to see the fisherman was asleep in his boat and was screaming at me.
we all smoked honey cigars as well, i highly recommend honey cigars.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Are you the best man??

nope! sure i wouldn't fit that description
i have to organise it tho!!

 

[CitySickness]

i was also chucking rocks into the water on the way back from the town and it hit a fishing boat. walked on only to see the fisherman was asleep in his boat and was screaming at me.

"I was dreaming about being wanked off in an alley in San Francisco, but then I woke up and some bastard was throwing rocks at me."

 

[CitySickness]

Rent a few of these yokes and do doughnuts on Lough Erne for a weekend:
http://www.manormarine.com/eng/cruiser.cfm?section=Details&id=2

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

"I was dreaming about being wanked off in an alley in San Francisco, but then I woke up and some bastard was throwing rocks at me."

you were so close as well.

 

[egg_]

A buddy of mine went on a stag where they went out fishing in a boat for the day, then they cooked their catch and drank whiskey. Suitably manly and lots of fun, he reports

A friend of my brother's is having his stag soon and it's being organised some stag-party-organisers crowd and is going to cost everyone 300 quid each. Don't do that

 

[Anthony]

anything that involves renting rooms for 10 - 20 men will be tricky.
Is it a stag?
er... no

 

[Anthony]

A friend of my brother's is having his stag soon and it's being organised some stag-party-organisers crowd and is going to cost everyone 300 quid each. Don't do that

that shit makes me sick.


here, go on a hot air baloon. I'd love to do that.

 

[MDR]

It seems to be standard to go to some communist capital for stag parties these days. As Michael McDowell would say: left-wing parties - no thanks!

 

[Catwoman]

My soon-to-be-husband had his in Kilkenny a couple of weeks ago. I think some crowd in England organised it, I'm not sure. I think it was €200 for two nights' b&b, go-carting and entry to a 'top nightclub'. He enjoyed it anyway.

 

[theoootini]

throw a big dirty breakcore party

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

It seems to be standard to go to some communist capital for stag parties these days. As Michael McDowell would say: left-wing parties - no thanks!

http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/images/2006/04/Communist Party.jpg

 

[Charlie Bucket]

cheers dudes! tis almost fully sorted now

 

[ilovehoovering]

I have to attend my soon to be brother-in-law's stag in Kilkenny next weekend. I've never been to a stag before.

Is it going to be as grim as I'm imagining? Me and 29 other Kerrymen. Only 20 on the Friday night though. Am I going to have to bring my work shoes to wear with jeans to get into a nightclub?!

Then we're all getting a bus down to Kerry on the Sunday and meeting up with the hen party in the pub.

 

[HMD]

The most important thing to have at a stag party is a bag of yokes.

 

[pete]

the most important thing to have is an excuse not to go

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I've only been to one ever, it was grand. Four of us went to the dogs in Shelbourne park and then had a few pints in a pub nearby and then went home.

 

[ilovehoovering]

I wonder how this excuse would go down - "Sorry lads. I've been feeling a bit depressed lately and I don't think the vegetarian options in the restaurants ye go to will be up to much. Have fun at the shooting range."

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Only been on two. One was at the running of the bulls in Pamplona and one was in Brighton. Both good fun