small talk (1 Viewer)

[Froog]

mondays i can talk to work people about what they did at the weekend. thursdays and fridays i can ask what they're doing for the weekend. that leaves tuesday and thursdays to discuss the cold. relatives are satisfied on a five minute update on your life and an update on their kids progress in school.



"cold today."
"freezing."
"not as bad as yesterday."
"no."
"will it be better at the weekend i wonder?"
"supposed to be."
"see ya later."
"bye".

 

[Skrankio-X]

Did you see the match last night?

 

[Froog]

shure we've no midfield.

 

[Unicron]

"The blacks are ruining this country."

 

[Froog]

shure they're running america.

 

[cmndr mind fuck]

not watching soccer/sport leads to really awkward situations when it comes to meaningless small talk...'yeh, roy keane, eh', 'really, he's fullback?'..uhhhhh...!zed

 

[Unicron]

"I saw this really funny busker in Temple Bar last night. He made fun of everyone who walked by. Did you know that every asian person looks like Bruce Lee. Mad cunt altogether."

 

[Froog]

the worst is when someone assumes you watched your local team play at the weekend.

"jaysus, ye got beat at the weekend"
"yup."
"what hapened ye at all?"
"ah shure we weren't hungry enough"

 

[nooleen]

oh hi, how's it going?
grand, how's your work going?
oh fine, and yours?
ah it's going fine, yeah.
/return to watching gossip girl online for the rest of the day/

 

[Mitchum]

Y'all set for Christmas?

*1000 yard stare*

 

[nooleen]

-oh god, i haven't even thought about presents yet!
-I KNOW, dreadful isn't it.
okbye

 

[the strange guy]

I am absolutely convinced that the only reason men watch
football is so they have a topic to discuss with other men. This
clearly indicates a closet homosexuality that is evident in 95% of
all men.
I read Heat, Marie Claire, Hello and Cosmopolitan and watch
Desperate Housewives and Sex in the City so I have something
to talk about with women. That's because I want to have sex
with most of them.

Long story short; if you like football you're queer.

 

[Mitchum]

I am absolutely convinced that the only reason men watch
football is so they have a topic to discuss with other men. This
clearly indicates a closet homosexuality that is evident in 95% of
all men.
I read Heat, Marie Claire, Hello and Cosmopolitan and watch
Desperate Housewives and Sex in the City so I have something
to talk about with women. That's because I want to have sex
with most of them.

Long story short; if you like football you're queer.

The Strange Guy

 

[nooleen]

a.k.a. that queer lad

 

[the strange guy]

I only watch the internationals.
That's national pride.
Anything else is just an excuse to talk to men you don't know.
Why would you want to talk to men you don't know if you don't
want to bum them?

 

[snakybus]

Hey Strange Guy, I like your style.

May I, perhaps, bum you?

 

[Goodbye]

I've nothing to say to anyone because I don't watch football.

Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

If its not the cold, its the fucking heat.

 

[the strange guy]

Hey Strange Guy, I like your style.

May I, perhaps, bum you?

It's not gay if the balls don't touch.
I'll be the one bumming you, I have excellent ball control.

 

[nooleen]

"it's not gay to give".
an ex-navy man told me that.

 

[the strange guy]

In fairness, the difference between wanting a cock in your arse and
wanting your cock in an arse is more than a simple grammatical juggle.