small talk (1 Viewer)

[nooleen]

whatever you say, sailor!

 

[robitusson]

Getting frosty these days.

 

[the strange guy]

It's the blacks and Fianna Fail.

 

[robitusson]

...I'm not racialist mind you, but...

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

nice night for a walk

 

[jillface]

not a bad day for it at all at all at all.



i've to do a lot of small talk in work.
don't like it though.

the thing that annoys me the most is the way some older irish women say "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah".
it's the way it's done that bothers me. there's a continual inhalation of breath as they're saying "yeh" about seven times in a row. so it's like "yeah-yih-yih-yih-yih-yih".

does that make sense? anyway, does my head in.

 

[ernesto]

nice night for a walk

even better night for a wank.

 

[Flux]

If ever there was a night for a pot noodle and a wank.

 

[Reets]

If ever there was a night for a pot noodle and a wank.

At the same time? are you not worried about burning yourself?

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

even better night for a wank.

i need a pair of fingerless gloves,IMHO

 

[the strange guy]

Thanks to my many years on Thumped, I have now transcended
small talk and can now babble on about my own opinions until the
other person leaves. Thanks, Thumped.

 

[Flux]

At the same time? are you not worried about burning yourself?

A verdict of death by misadventure will be recorded.

 

[rettucs]

yeah, but whats the alternative to small talk? telling the truth?

someone else: mornin, how are things?
you: not great, had an awful itchy mickey. kept me up the whole night. the doc told me to stop pullin it when it went raw red but I didn't listen. On top of that me shite went a curious shade of green and smelt twice as rancid as normal. How are you?

 

[Froog]

"watch the match last night?"
"nope. had a marathon tantric wanking session to the girls of ryanair calender after a go off me crack pipe. was bleeding like a black pudding after. cold innit?"

 

[nooleen]

sometimes it's worth telling people how things are really going just to see their faces drop and their eyes dart about for a reason to escape.

 

[Froog]

"good christmas?"
"ya, shure the break is great."
"tis. settling back in?"
"just about!"

x 19 (so far...)

 

[Hector Grey]

christ, a mindnumbingly boring thread about "small talk"
small thread boys.
come on, new year, new fears.

 

[Froog]

christ, a mindnumbingly boring thread about "small talk"
small thread boys.
come on, new year, new fears.

tis cold though...

 

[Jelly_Block]

"I fucked your Dad again"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

what's wrong with your face?