Should I kill my girlfriend??? (2 Viewers)

[Goodbye]

Its threads like this that give men a bad name

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Its threads like this that give men a bad name

His girlfriend is impossible to work with, selfish, has poor impulse control and a problem with delaying gratification he gets a bad name?

 

[egg_]

if she was properly miserable and pissed of in her job, then be supportive and help her out financially.

if she is being imature, impatiant and lazy then you have things to discuss with her.

What Mark said. If you can't tell which then you also have things to discuss

 

[Mormon Nailer]

What Mark said. If you can't tell which then you also have things to discuss

And you though to ask here first, there's probably something to discuss in that too!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

consider it an abortion, not murder

 

[Goodbye]

His girlfriend is impossible to work with, selfish, has poor impulse control and a problem with delaying gratification he gets a bad name?

psst dude, I'm just harvesting this thread for ideas for a bon jovi typa anthem

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

So how many biological tablets are involved in dissolving flesh right off the bone?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

So how many biological tablets are involved in dissolving flesh right off the bone?

I guess you'd put the body in a barrel with water an a pack of about 24 tablets. Let it stew for a couple of weeks and you get back some lovely gleaming white bones.

I've seen it done with a pigs foot - it really works.

 

[Yurn!]

 

[Jill Hives]

I always make that joke and no one ever gets it. Jokes are inherently less funny when you need to explain them.

 

[unt]

and asking thumped for relationship advice is INSANE.

Yup but it's entertaining.
Big chat about it last night, turns out she has more then enough saved for the trip. She never explaind that she was saving. California her we come!!
Told her about the thread and she didn't seem too bothered about it. After 2 and a half years living with this girl she still surprises me. which might be a good thing.


Did cinnamon boy ever say what happened with that girl in the end or has he gone to jail for stalking?

So how many biological tablets are involved in dissolving flesh right off the bone?

At a rough guess I'ld say you'd need around 100. Am I close?

 

[RSJ]

Jesus, ye've been living together for two and a half years, but you considered dumping her so you wouldn't have to throw her a few quid while ye're on holiday?

 

[Yurn!]

I always make that joke and no one ever gets it. Jokes

Ha. me too.

along the lines of...

Me: How did you get on with your one last night?
Friend: Good.
Me: Do you need me to bring over my bag of lime?
Friend: Huh? What?

 

[Jill Hives]

Jesus, ye've been living together for two and a half years, but you considered dumping her so you wouldn't have to throw her a few quid while ye're on holiday?

No doubt. I assumed it was a few months kinda thing. Do people just not talk anymore?

 

[egg_]

Jesus, ye've been living together for two and a half years, but you considered dumping her so you wouldn't have to throw her a few quid while ye're on holiday?

I always find it pretty odd when couples have separate money when they're living together. Probably the way most people do it, but ... well, I find it odd

 

[unt]

Jesus, ye've been living together for two and a half years, but you considered dumping her so you wouldn't have to throw her a few quid while ye're on holiday?

wasn't going to dump her, just kill her for a while.

 

[Catwoman]

I always find it pretty odd when couples have separate money when they're living together. Probably the way most people do it, but ... well, I find it odd

12 years and me and the fella still have separate money. Figured it would cause rows - I'd say he spent too much on hash and Bulmers he'd say I spent too much on kitchen gadgets and magazines.

 

[broken arm]

I always find it pretty odd when couples have separate money when they're living together. Probably the way most people do it, but ... well, I find it odd

i think it's odd too.

always been that way. years ago one or the other of us was usually out of work etc.

i can't imagine not doing something with her because she didn't have the cash. bizzaro.

 

[Jill Hives]

I always find it pretty odd when couples have separate money when they're living together. Probably the way most people do it, but ... well, I find it odd

There is no way in hell I would ever combined money. Even if I ever do succumb to marriage, I will maintain my own bank account. I have no problem sharing or helping someone in a non-patronizing manner but no way would I ever throw everything into a big mixing bowl. I come with an anti-dowry. No one wants to inherit my debt.

 

[Stan Bowles]

er
jays I dunno. I'd be happy to pay so the person could be with me, but maybe that's just me, slushy n' shih'

I just told my boss to go and get fucked. Where you taking me on my holiers?