Should I kill my girlfriend??? (2 Viewers)

[egg_]

always been that way. years ago one or the other of us was usually out of work etc.

Same with us.
I think keeping money separate implies that you each accept you are being paid what you deserve to get, and if one is making more than the other then they are entitled to it because they deserve it. I'm odd though, god knows

 

[snakybus]

Same with us.
I think keeping money separate implies that you each accept you are being paid what you deserve to get, and if one is making more than the other then they are entitled to it because they deserve it. I'm odd though, god knows

you're not odd, egg

I think some people like to keep money separate to make them feel like they're not getting old and all married and boring and stuff like their parents. You're too tired for silly vanities like that.

 

[Lord Damian]

me and her keep our money separate. this keeps her out of the poor house and me alive.

 

[Catwoman]

You should get these books - they look packed with helpful and relevant advice.

If you are a wife, resist the temptation to flirt with other men in case they succeed “better than you want to”.
“Flirting with men,” we are told helpfully, “is like playing with tigers and edged tools and volcanoes all in one.”

Sounds like fun.

 

[Catwoman]

are we all invited to the afters?

Of course!*





*not George McFly or Reverse Anal Cowgirl though. I couldn't risk the scandal.

 

[Lord Damian]

If you are a wife, resist the temptation to flirt with other men in case they succeed “better than you want to”.
“Flirting with men,” we are told helpfully, “is like playing with tigers and edged tools and volcanoes all in one.”

Sounds like fun.

“Don’t let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the colour sense, he must be forcibly restrained.”

actualy, sounds like a decent book.

 

[Yurn!]

Of course!*





*not George McFly or Reverse Anal Cowgirl though. I couldn't risk the scandal.

but we don't to nothin' to nobody! just to ourselves.

 

[Squiggle]

“Don’t let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the colour sense, he must be forcibly restrained.”

actualy, sounds like a decent book.

You didn't think I would give bad advice did you?

 

[La La]

but we don't to nothin' to nobody! just to ourselves.

while mr pharmassist videotapes it all

 

[Yurn!]

while mr pharmassist videotapes it all

HE DA MAN WIT DA CAM!!!!!1

 

[Catwoman]

but we don't to nothin' to nobody! just to ourselves.

Have you changed your name again? I wish you'd stop, I'm easily confused.

 

[Yurn!]

Have you changed your name again? I wish you'd stop, I'm easily confused.

sorry, last time i swear. when your boss spots the words 'Reverse' 'Anal' and 'Cowgirl' on your screen after you've forgotten to minimize it, it's bad.

Bad.

 

[george mcfly]

Of course!*





*not George McFly or Reverse Anal Cowgirl though. I couldn't risk the scandal.

:-( all dressed up and no one to date

 

[La La]

:-( all dressed up and no one to date

C U AT THE 7N IN 5 K???

I'L B CARYNG A RD ROSE

 

[george mcfly]

C U AT THE 7N IN 5 K???

I'L B CARYNG A RD ROSE

DDLY, LUK OUT 4 A BONR N D BCK SEAT K?

 

[Yurn!]

DDLY, LUK OUT 4 A BONR N D BCK SEAT K?

DATS HOT BRO!!!!!

 

[MDR]

Being married is like being shot in the face with the gun of happiness.

 

[george mcfly]

DATS HOT BRO!!!!!

PLNTY 4 U 2 BRO! GT ON

 

[RSJ]

DADY R CHPS?

 

[Yurn!]

ALNS R PRDTR?