Short Fast Loud 19 (1 Viewer)

[Corm]

Jeez...how disappointing. Is nothing sacred?

 

[GO]

This is the sexiest thread I've ever seen on Eirecore. P.C. punk is surely bound to come a sniffin' round here, what with all this talk of black fella's mickey's and hot Chinese birds.

 

[GO]

Ha! I just spotted the name of this thread is Short Fast Loud 19. Thats my kinda Japanese Girl.

 

[xsteox]

Ha! I just spotted the name of this thread is Short Fast Loud 19. Thats my kinda Japanese Girl.

Haha, you just got repped for that

 

[GO]

Haha, you just got repped for that

Sweet,Unfortunatly I'd be more likely to snare meself a Tall Slow Quiet 91 year old.

 

[Daniel]

Bullshit!! That's like saying every german lad has a massive wang...no, wait...

Fuckin' right.

 

[Bastard Eoin]

"Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.

Doctors recently were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels. They reported the overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20% and insisted other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "by checking hundreds of patients they found German penises were too small for standard condoms."On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

http://www.4-men.org/germanpenis.html

OUCH!!!!!!!

Never in all my years did I think Eurothrash would come in handy!!!

 

[Gambra]

Ha! I just spotted the name of this thread is Short Fast Loud 19. Thats my kinda Japanese Girl.

Zing. Rep is coming your way for that.

 

[Corm]

"Germany has demanded a rethink of guidelines on condom size after finding its average penis did not measure up.

Doctors recently were ordered by the government's health department to check out the average size suggested by Brussels. They reported the overestimated size of the average penis by almost 20% and insisted other countries will discover the same.

Urologist Gunther Hagler, head of the team compiling the research, said: "by checking hundreds of patients they found German penises were too small for standard condoms."On average they were 14.48 cms long and 3.95 cms wide. That makes them much smaller than the standard condom size of 17 cms in length and 5.6 cms in width."

http://www.4-men.org/germanpenis.html

OUCH!!!!!!!

Never in all my years did I think Eurothrash would come in handy!!!

OOOOOOOHHH! Ssssssstinger!!!!!!!!

 

[nooleen]

no way! way to ruin my german fetish

 

[Corm]

 

[rotten tropics]

that cat doesn't look racially pure at all.

 

[Daniel]

no way! way to ruin my german fetish

Don't worry... its not all true.

 

[cesspooldublin]

hey all, they're here - Kollin - I've mailed you, Dublin Folks (Andy,Houligan, etc) I'll get them to you over the weekend.
And Yes, the Insect Warfare /FID 7"s are in them. €5 each pleeeeease and thank you.

 

[Denver Max]

Saturday? I can give you the master as well then.

 

[cesspooldublin]

sweet.i'll up-date you on everything then as well.

 

[cesspooldublin]

also, just to confirm, I'm holding copies for
Kollin
Andy
Eoin H

have I missed anyone?If not I have two spare.If there's demand after these run out I can get more.I'll also be making an effort to stock all future SFLs (and some other zines) from now on

 

[Corm]

Saturday? I can give you the master as well then.

MASTER...! MASTER...!

 

[nooleen]

 

[Bastard Eoin]

Fukk yeah! I'll get mine at thew CC gig. M'kay?