Shafted by a heroin addict (1 Viewer)

[jane]

OMG! I did not know I was going to be able to use this knowledge so soon after acquiring it.

You should not let a vulture puke on you. It makes a big mess and is full of half-digested carrion, but also, vulture puke is corrosive.

 

[ratmonkey]

Knowing that and preventing it are two different things. Also note, you shouldn't let a lion piss on you.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It's like a jungle sometimes, makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

 

[binky]

Also note, you shouldn't let a lion piss on you.

What if it bought you a single of chips and rode you first?

 

[ratmonkey]

I'm not sure that's adequate compensation for a face full of leonine fluids. This is the voice of experience here, people.

 

[Hector Grey]

Hector should know. I stole his eyes. Turned out he was wearing falsies, the prick.

you utter gypsie, i knew it was you, although i couldn't point you out in the line up.

 

[killy kill]

i was trying to buy weed off a dodgy dude in cork when i was about 16 before (the notorious mickey no mates) and as we were haggling he put his cheap ass walkman in my paw and told me how it was really expensive and full of yolks "dats ur insurance bi, caz i has to go around the corner to get the shit like" he was a big bastard and i was scared shitless. it was just the two of us down some catpiss alley, so i said grand. just before he left with my money, he goes "better give me dat walkman too bi" and off he went. anyone ever meet this guy mickey? another trick he used to do was ask you for "irish notes so i can show my foreign friend what they look like, i'll give it back to ya bi..." used to always wear a chicago buls top and a baseball cap and go on about his imaginary girlfriend as if that made him more trustworthy.

Ha! He took a mate of mine for 20 notes when we were 16 too

heard he drowned in the lee a few years ago

 

[Doctor Muscles]

heard he drowned in the lee a few years ago

Case closed.

 

[nooleen]

Knowing that and preventing it are two different things. Also note, you shouldn't let a lion piss on you.

and never let a badger shit on you.