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[selephonic]

I like Bright Eyes from Watership down while porking, brings a tear to my...

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

Bring your daughter to the slaughter. Iron Maiden.

 

[compuwhore]

I've lost my virginity loadsa times...different degrees of said, you understand, the last of which was set to the tune Smack my Bitch Up...aaaah. Its not even funny coz its true

 

[piratio]

Stabbed In The Face - Wolf Eyes [Great for Oral Pleasure] [Right-On-Appropriate Rhythm too!]

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i'm totally serious.

edit. smacks head off table - this was performed in crawdaddy 2 weeks ago. never heard a thing about it

 

[yimi]

Diane Arross - Chain Reaction.
Because for me making love is a Chemistry, Biology, Physics and Telekinesis practical. All rolled into one.

Also anything by Prints and his White Power Generation.

 

[RSJ]

"Will You Smile Again For Me" off the last Trail Of Dead album. Start bit for the throwing about, slow bit for the foreplay (or just stop for a fag if yer lazy), white stripesy build up for the poking, and end heaviness for chasing the chick round the room weilding a knife, wearing her underwear and screaming "YOU'RE NO DAUGHTER OF MINE YOU SLAG".

 

[broken arm]

you're a fucking cunt - anal cunt

 

[Charlie Bucket]

She likes to listen
to 'I Would do Anything for Love (but I won't do that)'.

what won't she do?

 

[brianoak]

you're a fucking cunt - anal cunt

heheh-you look divorced is pretty sexy too.

 

[glen]

you're a fucking cunt - anal cunt

That's a pretty long song.

 

[evil bandit]

I find song two by Blur always does the trick and with its 120 seconds running time it allows for a good minute of foreplay too...

 

[hanley]

what won't she do?

that

 

[broken arm]

That's a pretty long song.

time to smoke a fag after

 

[oh shit]

so has anyone here actually had sex?

 

[broken arm]

so has anyone here actually had sex?

i did biology in school

 

[oh shit]

i found a magazine in a bush by the river. it was mad!

 

[egg_]

This thread=a series of attempts to make a half-decent joke

 

[PinkNoise]

I find Simply Red gets my lady in the mood after a nice meal in town and bottle of wine in front of the fire before I take her upstairs and make her feel like a natural woman.

 

[Thumbelina]

This thread=a series of attempts to make a half-decent joke

That post=a single glib attempt to sound smart