sex music (3 Viewers)

[Corey]

my last boyfriend and i had a thing for playing the minor threat discography while we were....ehm....busy.

-"What are you gonna play?"
-"I brought 'close your eyes' by Stefan Paul, what you got?"
-"I brought along my little one's bob the builder C.D."
-"I've just heard that her c.d players broken"
-"There's no way i can do this without some music. Can we fix it?"
-"Yes we can".

Dennis. Stefan Dennis.

fucking hell.

 

[ms.b.haven]

No I won't go away Gary, NO I WON'T

Jesus, it's like Miss B II.

 

[brianoak]

Aww you were supposed to rise to that lina.No fun here.Who wants to have a falling out with me?Come on.....

I will give it back at a later date k.

 

[Thumbelina]

Aww you were supposed to rise to that lina.No fun here.Who wants to have a falling out with me?Come on.....

I will give it back at a later date k.

aw doggychops, i know you are looking for a lady to fight with. try mrs.b. she's easy. you are welcome in my thimble any day.

 

[brianoak]

aw doggychops, i know you are looking for a lady to fight with. try mrs.b. she's easy. you are welcome in my thimble any day.

Heheh,nah she is no good for it.I would defo win too and I know Kirstie and Aoife and like spiritualtramp on the interweb so thats out...I will phone my sister later.

Regards,

Brian

 

[RSJ]

No I won't go away Gary, NO I WON'T

Hahahahaha you think my name's gary. Brilliant.

 

[ms.b.haven]

no it's Brian isn't it? or Jim. no actually i think you're an Eoin

i think you're in love with me, you can't seem to leave me alone. are you in love with me Eoin?

 

[RSJ]

no it's Brian isn't it? or Jim. no actually i think you're an Eoin

i think you're in love with me, you can't seem to leave me alone. are you in love with me Eoin?

Yes jacinta. Yes i am.

 

[ms.b.haven]

lets meet and share germs then yeah? outside Neachies at 9, i'll be the one standing beside Mary Ward

 

[oh shit]

fuck there was a jacinta in my primary school class, i'd love to strangle the life outta her

 

[ms.b.haven]

fuck you oh shit you bollox. i went to school with a girl called Diekalla (now the spelling may be wrong) true story

 

[oh shit]

i dont have anything against the name jacinta per se, but i'll punch her nose off if i meet her again

 

[ms.b.haven]

the name makes me assume she had red hair, freckles and was loud

 

[spiritualtramp]

i dont have anything against the name jacinta per se, but i'll punch her nose off if i meet her again

did she break your heart?

 

[oh shit]

did she break your heart?

no she was just a big mouth ugly slabber

she had red hair, freckles and was loud

uncanny! though it was more dirty fair and frizzy.

 

[ms.b.haven]

ah there ya go, like Fizz from Corrie no doubt minus the english accent

 

[RSJ]

lets meet and share germs then yeah? outside Neachies at 9, i'll be the one standing beside Mary Ward

Tell me you don't call neachtains "Neachies"...

 

[ms.b.haven]

ya fur shur, totally do.

my little english buddy in here calls it that and it's caught on a bit. but then he does call Tír na NÓg, tea nah nog and Dylan Moran is Dylan More-anne.

where am i going with this.

so yeah Neachies dude

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

ya fur shur, totally do.

my little english buddy in here calls it that and it's caught on a bit. but then he does call Tír na NÓg, tea nah nog and Dylan Moran is Dylan More-anne.

where am i going with this.

so yeah Neachies dude

when you're buyin a round of vodka and red bulls do you call them 'varbs'?

 

[ms.b.haven]

TAKE THE MARBLES OUT OF YOUR GOB, SON