sex music (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

my last boyfriend and i had a thing for playing the minor threat discography while we were....ehm....busy.

-"What are you gonna play?"
-"I brought 'close your eyes' by Stefan Paul, what you got?"
-"I brought along my little one's bob the builder C.D."
-"I've just heard that her c.d players broken"
-"There's no way i can do this without some music. Can we fix it?"
-"Yes we can".

 

[oh shit]

the ultra album by depeche mode. cheesy but true!

you dirty bitch

 

[La La]

my last boyfriend and i had a thing for playing the minor threat discography while we were....ehm....busy.

-"What are you gonna play?"
-"I brought 'close your eyes' by Stefan Paul, what you got?"
-"I brought along my little one's bob the builder C.D."
-"I've just heard that her c.d players broken"
-"There's no way i can do this without some music. Can we fix it?"
-"Yes we can".

 

[La La]

you dirty bitch

oi, c'mon now, play fair bernard. dave gahan's a lovely warbler i think.

 

[oh shit]

i think i did it first to london calling - the album, not the song. and that's on cd. though to be honest i wasn't paying too much attention to the music. what's with all these minute men posting up songs? i feel sorry for your bitches!

 

[La La]

i think i did it first to london calling - the album, not the song. and that's on cd. though to be honest i wasn't paying too much attention to the music. what's with all these minute men posting up songs? i feel sorry for your bitches!

i once made out with a guy while rock the kasbah was on. heh.

 

[broken arm]

seriously though who gives a crap about the music playing. as long as stuff gets smashed and things get ripped it's alright innit.

 

[egg_]

That post=a single glib attempt to sound smart

Sorry if I insulted your sense of humour, but post after post where the content boils down to "I listen to <insert heavy, loud, unsexy band here> while I fuck, hur hur" gets pretty tired pretty quick. Was that what you were hoping for when you started this thread?

 

[Buzzo]

things get ripped

oh good jesus.


you busy later?

 

[broken arm]

oh good jesus.


you busy later?

not really. i have one meeting. after lunch that should last an hour. whyfore?

i always rip me boxers when hurried.

actually i don't.

 

[Buzzo]

I was thinking anatomical ripping as opposed to clothes ripping. I can't believe I just said that.


ow


edit- did I ever tell the story about the girl who made her boyfriend so angry his cock burst..... wasn't me or anything. But it happened.

 

[broken arm]

I was thinking anatomical ripping as opposed to clothes ripping. I can't believe I just said that.


ow

i know that's what you were thinking.

minger.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

some nice man holes here...
http://www.frangipani.info/gallery/manholes_of_japan

 

[broken arm]

I was thinking anatomical ripping as opposed to clothes ripping. I can't believe I just said that.


ow


edit- did I ever tell the story about the girl who made her boyfriend so angry his cock burst..... wasn't me or anything. But it happened.

angry or randy?

 

[Buzzo]

Angry! No joke. He was so infuriated something came apart down there and he had to go to hopstable and get the jewsnip.

 

[ms.b.haven]

ewwww Buzzo you dirty cow - jewsnip, blaugh

 

[Thumbelina]

I was thinking anatomical ripping as opposed to clothes ripping. I can't believe I just said that.


ow


edit- did I ever tell the story about the girl who made her boyfriend so angry his cock burst..... wasn't me or anything. But it happened.

is that the thing where that little bit of skin underneath the eye of the cock snaps? supposedly very painful, common causes are overly tight handshandies and arsepummelings.

 

[Thumbelina]

ewwww Buzzo you dirty cow - jewsnip, blaugh

your new found sense of prudishness doesnt suit you.

 

[RSJ]

is that the thing where that little bit of skin underneath the eye of the cock snaps? supposedly very painful, common causes are overly tight handshandies and arsepummelings.

Jesus, it's like Miss B II.

 

[Thumbelina]

Jesus, it's like Miss B II.

HEY! dont make me start on you, axechomper.