Secret Handshakes (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

I bumped into a fella today who I hadn't seen in years.

"Ah Jaysus, how are ya?"

I went to shake his hand but then he started the dance...

That horrible, squirmy, mish mosh of interlocking hands sliding into a chimpanzee grip that stumbles into a clumsy SNAP of the fingers.

STREET COOL LEVEL 10

It's a bit Top Gun even though I'm not too sure they pull that shit off.

Seriously.
De bleeedin stayrrruvah.

 

[righteous harmony]

uuugh... yeah. there's two people i know who insist on giving me some lame bro shake every time i meet them. i'm pretty sure it's unhygenic. i don't even like these people...

 

[Space]

This ones ok:

 

[the strange guy]

The shocker!
Two in the pink, one in the stink.