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[nEiLo]

shudda called in sick...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I've just decided to take a half day today.

 

[Latex lizzie]

shudda called in sick...

don't worry about it neily. Console yourself with the fact that It wont last..wait a second that's... ah fuck.

 

[Buzzo]

Totally bleedin roasters innit? Think I'm probably better off in the relative cool of me office to be honest.

 

[oh shit]

my only day off for aaages and it's the day when belfast goes arseways. and it's roasting!
anything nice happening in dublin today?

 

[roxy]

Yeah, I just had to take off my dressing gown coz i couldn't sit in it. Bummer.

I do feel a little sorry for my brother who lives in Girona in Spain - 38 C recently.

I didn't know the sun went to 38.

 

[Latex lizzie]

Do you know what I hate?

today every random stranger that I encounter and have to talk to today will say something in the lines of " hot today isn't it" or other.

I hate that I know that this is what will occur.

I would much rather everyone said "howdy I like jelly".

jelly is gas I'm telling you.

 

[glen]

God, it's so hot. Where's my sash and bowler, think I'll pop out for a stroll...

 

[nEiLo]

i have to get out of here... but how? it's probably too late to ask for a half day...

any suggestions?

 

[krystal]

go to eddie rockets at lunchtime and come down with food poisoning. I mean you won't be lying either.

 

[Zeelander]

So hot. So cranky. Hate work.

 

[roxy]

i have to get out of here... but how? it's probably too late to ask for a half day...

any suggestions?

Say you were playing with a puppy last night and this morning you noticed all cuts on your hands from where he was nipping and that you have to make haste doctorward before you get mange.

This will only work if you don't have mange already.

 

[krystal]

me too. walked down the quays this morning and was a puddle by the time I got to the bus stop. Bah.

So hot. So cranky. Hate work.

 

[nEiLo]

go to eddie rockets at lunchtime and come down with food poisoning. I mean you won't be lying either.

hmm... one fatal flaw with that plan...

 

[Latex lizzie]

.sharpen a pencil and stab yourself in the hand. Blame the person beside you. THey will know you were only having the laugh, if they get fired and cranky just say "fuck's sake can you not take a joke" and roll your eyes up to heaven. Works a charm.

 

[dudley]

just walk out saying fuck it, you're not wasting a day like today. your boss can only respect that

thats what i do, but i'm kind of me own boss

 

[glen]

You're crazy.

 

[ICUH8N]

Glorious Weather for The Glorious Twelfth~!

 

[oh shit]

fuckers. there is smoke everywhere today.
no post.
no hope.

 

[billygannon]

My girlfriend's just back from the Sahara where it was a pleasent 52º degrees celsius.

Still, it's hotter than a marathon runner's jocks.