Saturday Night on Thumped (2 Viewers)

[oh shit]

Aoife this is the best thread ever.

Continuing with the randomness. I need advice. I am really really really into this girl but shes going with my mate and its killing me! How do I stop liking her. I'm gonna go mad.

kill her, as avernus would say.
or tell her you like her. what would you prefer, continued jealousy tinged friendship, or the chance of getting your knob snapped off?

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Aoife this is the best thread ever.

Continuing with the randomness. I need advice. I am really really really into this girl but shes going with my mate and its killing me! How do I stop liking her. I'm gonna go mad.

Aw dude, i think everyone's gone through this at some stage. Ya just gotta sit back and see it through. Don't fuck with friends over stuff like that! Just my advice

 

[avernus]

I think, and I know this is contrary to 'murder' being the only advice I had tonight, you should go about breaking up her and yer man. its actually quite easy. take the dude out, get him smashed and have him cheat on her. then, go tell the girl - and say you were appalled. then when she's crying, make your move.

I actually know a guy who does this..if you exclude the taking the guy out and the cheating. actually he's a prick.

 

[Buzzo]

Aw crap Ciaran. That's a pain in de bollix if ever i heard one. First: is she cool enough to jeopardise a friendship over? Second: is the friendship important to you? Third: are you gorgeouser and sounder than your mate?

Chuntneyfarmer: Girls do not = 'stuff like that'. No wonder women go all Daly Thompson on your ass.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I think, and I know this is contrary to 'murder' being the only advice I had tonight, you should go about breaking up her and yer man. its actually quite easy. take the dude out, get him smashed and have him cheat on her. then, go tell the girl - and say you were appalled. then when she's crying, make your move.

Avernus, is this comic about you by any chance????

 

[mackle]

Yeh thats the thing really, the guy shes going with is a real good friend and I dont wanna wreck it at all with him.

Plus they are really happy together so I dont wanna say anything cause of that

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Aoife this is the best thread ever.

Continuing with the randomness. I need advice. I am really really really into this girl but shes going with my mate and its killing me! How do I stop liking her. I'm gonna go mad.

Tell yer friend that she doesn't want him anymore and then they might break up and then she might touch your willy.

 

[oh shit]

I think, and I know this is contrary to 'murder' being the only advice I had tonight, you should go about breaking up her and yer man. its actually quite easy. take the dude out, get him smashed and have him cheat on her. then, go tell the girl - and say you were appalled. then when she's crying, make your move.

I actually know a guy who does this..if you exclude the taking the guy out and the cheating. actually he's a prick.

does that work? seems too obvious or something. still, the simple plan is often the best.
ciaran, use your wit and charm. just 'be a good friend'
as long as she doesn't suspect you like her she'll be very friendly and open. then, make the move

 

[Buzzo]

Yeh thats the thing really, the guy shes going with is a real good friend and I dont wanna wreck it at all with him.

Plus they are really happy together so I dont wanna say anything cause of that

Well then you just gotta be strong lil dude, and let them be. Honest you'll find another cool nice girl real soon. There's millions of em out there.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Yeh thats the thing really, the guy shes going with is a real good friend and I dont wanna wreck it at all with him.

Plus they are really happy together so I dont wanna say anything cause of that

Man, don't risk it! If it's a crush, then it'll pass. If they break up, once he's cool with it, then maybe try laying on some of the Mackle charm. Til then, keep the mouse in the house.

 

[oh shit]

Well then you just gotta be strong lil dude, and let them be. Honest you'll find another cool nice girl real soon. There's millions of em out there.

yeah but we're talkin about lurgan here.
ciaran what happened to your woman of december? she seemed nice. she said the killing spree was better than HIM. whoever HE is.

 

[mackle]

Aw crap Ciaran. That's a pain in de bollix if ever i heard one. First: is she cool enough to jeopardise a friendship over? Second: is the friendship important to you? Third: are you gorgeouser and sounder than your mate?

Chuntneyfarmer: Girls do not = 'stuff like that'. No wonder women go all Daly Thompson on your ass.

Nah Im not gorgeouser. Im weird looking seriously.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Honest you'll find another cool nice girl real soon. There's millions of em out there.

Is there anywhere in particular i sould be hanging out in order to meet these people? Most nice girls i meet are in relationships, and i don't quite have the same "innitiative" as auld Avernus to take matters into my own (bloodied) hands.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Fucks sake, ye're all so decent. Right, Ciaran, next time yer in their company just whip it out, one of them is fuckin bound to touch it.

 

[mackle]

yeah but we're talkin about lurgan here.
ciaran what happened to your woman of december? she seemed nice. she said the killing spree was better than HIM. whoever HE is.

Oh she was really nice, but soooooooo annoying and clingy and shit. So I split up with her.

I was an ass actually. I dumped her on the phone. I feel real bad about that.

 

[avernus]

Is there anywhere in particular i sould be hanging out in order to meet these people? Most nice girls i meet are in relationships, and i don't quite have the same "innitiative" as auld Avernus to take matters into my own (bloodied) hands.

hey I'm in a relationship for 7 years. I have no bloody hands.

 

[Buzzo]

Is there anywhere in particular i sould be hanging out in order to meet these people? QUOTE]

AVERNUS; 7 years? Dude? I thought you were cool.

 

[mackle]

Is there anywhere in particular i sould be hanging out in order to meet these people? QUOTE]

There should be more young women on thumped for me to like!

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Oh God, don't go there!!!!! Been there, bought the t-shirt, had the heartbreak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for Thumped, i thought all the girls were seeing people?

 

[oh shit]

There should be more young women on thumped for me to like!

*snigger*